Boeing-24: A Cryptic Short Story
"I'm not anti-plane!" Senator Blank retorted.
Senator Blank was outraged.
34-planes had come down in the last year.
Several brave engineer whistleblowers had come forwards.
The problem centered on the Fisher-Price rivets and welds.
Turns out that the plastic toy welds were just not sturdy enough to combat the violent forces involved in air travel.
Also the pilots were dropping dead in the cockpit from Orange Cow Disease, but that’s a whole other mini-Serial Novel.
Corporate news, largely funded by the powerful Fisher Price lobby, would have none of it.
The Washington Post smeared Senator Blank for discussing the “alleged aviation incidents.”
Senator Blank deferred.
“I’m not anti-plane.” Blank was quoted in WaPo.
Stephen Colbert performed a Fisher Price dance mocking the Anti-Plane and the Plane Hesitant on his show which concluded with him also dropping dead from Orange Cow Disease…medical code name, “SADS”.
Gleaming Fraud Krystal Ball curled her lip and snarked on her show, “Talking Points”.
Glenn Greenwald’s plane crashed over São Paulo.
As the plane went down and death was certain, Greenwald angrily tweeted, “Donald Trump is not anti-plane, suck it Libs, I win.”
Multimillionaire philanthropist Steve Kirsch offered one million dollars for anyone in the FAA to debate him.
Senator Blank and his colleague Senator Doomspawn had seen enough.
This was bullshit.
A very angry and pointed letter would be written.
Meanwhile in Taiwan:
The US Security State moved quietly behind the scenes with the UN and the WEF to shut down nascent talk of hearings.
Fisher Price pushed forwards.
The DOD on advice from the FAA approved the Fisher Price toys for Military Cargo Planes.
Unanimous vote. Two more fell out of the sky over Hilton Head, SC.
Fisher Price engineers gloated.
“We now have universal Fisher Price welds. These fit all planes.”
264 planes came down the first day.
Sudden Velocity Wind Syndrome was coined.
“I just need to send more money to Senator Blank and Senator Doomspawn.” Normie Purple Pill tapped away on their laptop.
“We have to be reasonable. I mean, who can possibly take on Big Fisher Price and their UN pals.”
Not only have you an absolute genius gift for satire, you have, in a single post, captured the heart and soul (or lack thereof) of the culture of corruption infecting political society today.
Touche. Very well done!
Look, before you get upset about this crash, please know that the pilot was vaccinated and that competent medical authorities agree that he had a far easier time of it than he would have had unvaccinated.