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Breaking News! Emerging Dolphin Flu Poses Significant Threat and will Require Mandatory Dolphmectin and HCFlipper

Enjoy the next Op which is the same Op with your new Minders

Jun 04, 2024
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Alright.

You think you gonna take a week off and hemorrhage subscribers and some magnificent bullshit will not erupt?

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HA!

First Notorious GVB is apparently diagnosing INTRA-INFECTIOUS VIRULENCE via a chopper ride now.

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