But I Did Stay at a COVID Holiday Inn Last Night

Speculation From the Cheap Seats

‘Stealth variant’?

“Oh…just one more thing…”

Listen, I may be wearing a shabby raincoat and yes this cigar is disgusting and I’m slovenly, but just one more thing…

Is this ‘stealth’ variant different than that other variant that showed up at my door wearing a “HI! I’m Your New Coronavirus Variant!” badge and then tried to sell me solar panels and cryptocu…