Chapel Kill: The Probably Short-lived Cryptic Serial Novel
Ep. 1: "Ralphie Bear and The Eisenchanga"
Ralphie Bear was having a bad day.
Freaking DHS would not stop crawling up his ass and badgering him for the new Gryphon EXTREME variant.
It’s not like he didn’t have it ready.
It’s just he needed more money.
Turns out our boy Ralph had a little problem with gambling.