Dear Americans and World...An Honest Presidential Candidate Stump Speech

"Truth is like a lion: WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU."

Hi I’m running for President.

I’m famous and my family is famous.

We never have worked at a fast food restaurant or cleaned our own house. Not even once.

Listen I need to level with you all. This has gone on way too long.

Politely.

My campaign and my fake opponent’s campaign do not give a solitary fuck about you.

At all. At all. At all.

Listen, personally I t…