Dear Cousin Sage,
Remember that time when you were in Hana. And you had malaria? And we were all so worried about you.
And you were lashing out about being a CIA AI Construct Drunk, Paid DOD troll?
We were all so worried.
Why don’t you just calm down and take the Wellness Company kits?
You’ll feel way better.
We all will…
…
…
Or else.