FDA Unanimously Approves Experimental COVID-19 Anti-Virals: "Cyanide Bursty Boulders"

Grapey Goodness is Safe and Effective says Board of Experts in Unanimous Vote

For Immediate Release:

Dateline June 30, 2022, Washington DC. The United States Food and Drug Administration today unanimously approved the Pfizer Cyanide Bursty Boulders, marketed under brand name “Bursty Boulders Grapey Extreme”, as a safe and effective prophylactic and treatment of COVID-19.

The FDA has regulatory processes in place to facilitate the d…