Gas Tank-29: The Serial Novel

Ep. 7, Jack Link's

Sage “Galoshes” Hana was having an existential crisis.

The Vaccine War Dissident was penning a letter to then President Hillary Clinton regarding the caliber of food that she and her fellow political prisoners at Guantanamo Bay Vaccine Concentration Camp were being fed.

The fiendish Gitmo Overlords had swapped out their beef jerky selection from the delic…