Genocide CLUE: Solving the Murder Mystery of COVID-19
Paging Detective Robert Malone...Help Us Solve the Crime!
We open on a wide shot of a horsey farm.
A beautiful colt canters around a lush field.
Zoom in on a man wearing a beret and drinking a Dos Equis flanked by his wife.
He is being gently quizzed.
::off camera voice::
I’m not saying that you did the crime, Dr. Malone.
I am just wondering if you have any insights as to who did do it?
Was it Professor Fauci?
Colonel Michael Callahan?
Let me check my notes from the archives of your website…
Dr. Malone presented a summary of the team findings and recommendations to the ASPR on 18 March 2020. Both Dr. Callahan and Dr. Malone were previously unaware of each other’s work and agreed to collaborate on this project. As old friends, it is not the first time that they have worked to “save the world”.
Editor’s Note: Sage breaks kayfabe: Holy shit! You and Callahan…“saved the world with Pepcid AC?!!” Wow. Dramatic! Major character development reveal, fam. Grandiosity!
Ahem. Back to our script.
This Callahan, this is the dude who tipped you off to the COVID outbreak early, yes?
Was it Reverend Robert Kadlec with the revolver?
Callahan, who by then had been recruited to be Special Adviser on COVID-19 to the Assistant Secretary of Preparedness and Response (ASPR), Robert Kadlec, was presented the joint findings of the U.S. DTRA and Dr. Malone. Both Dr. Callahan and Malone claimed to be unaware of each other’s conclusions regarding the anti-acid, and despite agreeing to collaborate, each claims to have made the initial discovery. Malone offered a February post on LinkedIn as proof, where he asserts that he was “the first to take the drug to treat my own case” upon discovering the proper dose. Callahan, meanwhile, never provided any evidence of his ostensible breakthrough, though he claims to have told Dr. Malone himself about the discovery before the Virginia-based physician began running the sequences through DTRA computers.
I think the top three American government officials to be prosecuted for treason (18 USC 2381), biological weapons development, stockpiling and use (18 USC 175), terrorism (18 USC 2331), war crimes (18 USC 2441), genocide (18 USC 1091), and related crimes, should be Marion Gruber, Robert Kadlec and Alex Azar, based on the paper trail of intentionally fraudulent, malicious and homicidal declarations and authorizations they issued under PREP Act and EUA laws.
Did they do it with the candlestick in the library?
Did they do it with the Remdesivir in the hospitals?
I just thought that you could help.
Think of it like a game of Genocide Clue! It’ll be fun!