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Джил's avatar

Apparently Jake, in fear of his life, sent his moving testimony straight to news outlets.

Not his social media accounts.

Джил's avatar

No. I'm not sure of nuthin' honey chile.

But just reading graceful's comment section.

@kristaking1

6 hours ago

Jake NEVER posted this fake plea to his social media accounts, he sent it straight to several news outlets....very interesting for a "content creator."

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@dingdingdingdiiiiing

6 hours ago

Almost as if... he was told what to do. Also, I don't think his dry tears are very convincing. It's an act.

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@sorcerersofstone

4 hours ago

It looked like all the bad acting we have seen over the decades when they want to slip us a mickey.

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@monicab8176

4 hours ago

I think it was originally from 2023/4 on top of it Lol

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@wolco003

2 hours ago

CON-tent creator.

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@befaffled1635

2 hours ago

The “beauty” of this business is how they market cruises as this wonderful thing meanwhile they are able to skirt so many laws or all laws because basically once you’re in international waters…. Welp. Whose problem is it? I’ll never go on a cruise. Ever.

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@befaffled1635

2 hours ago

The cruise ships also have a fast track procedure for obtaining mariner credentials which are required for any and all crew working on a commercial ship. Literally they are batch processed by the USCG - not saying they don’t do their “due diligence” in that however, there are way many more workers on there that require nearly zeros training , have lowered security/medical vetting and you don’t have to be a us citizen to work on them.

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@josephsisson

55 minutes ago

You could see Jake reading cue cards posted off camera! Fake as fuck!

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

Cyrillic Jill is adding mucho hantavalue tonight!

Джил's avatar

How the hanta heck did you post dear Jake's info so fast?

It must be the bot in you...

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

I am not so fast!

Others scooped me. Me just scan a few good sources and look for hantaclues!

Michael A. Stilinovich's avatar

Me thinks you just hanta it off the sole of a shoe.

Джил's avatar

Etymology

New Latin, from hanta- (from Hantaan, river in South Korea near where rodents carrying the virus were collected 1974–78) + virus

First Known Use 1984

The first known use of hantavirus was in 1984

Good thing those Navajos told the CDC naming people to go steal a name for their disease from somewhere else!

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

I may have to dive into how the hanta VIRUS was ISOLATED and shown to spread. and look for the monkey kidney cells and fetal bovine serum trick.

::Narrator::diveisunlikely

Джил's avatar

What's diveisunlikely?

THE NAME CONVICT CREEK VIRUS WAS PROPOSED, AS THE VIRUS WAS CULTERED FROM A MOUSE CAPTURED THERE, BUT THE CDC REJECTED THIS NAME BECAUSE USAMRIID, NOT THE CDC, HAD USED THE MOUSE TO CULTURE THE VIRUS.

There's the magic! All this time I thought they CAUGHT A MOUSE WITH HANTA. But noooo, they CAUGHT A MOUSE AND SHOT IT UP WITH HANTA.

"The Navajo, however, strongly opposed any further association with the virus because of the racial discrimination that it had triggered against them.[10] Moreover, the name was problematic given that Muerto Canyon was named after the massacre of 115 Navajo by Spanish troops in 1805,[59][60] so the Navajo Nation Council unanimously voted to request the CDC to find an alternative name for the virus.[61][62] The name Convict Creek virus was proposed, as the virus was cultured from a mouse captured there, but the CDC rejected this name because USAMRIID, not the CDC, had used the mouse to culture the virus.[59] Ultimately, the CDC officially named the virus Sin Nombre virus (SNV), Spanish for virus without name.[10][62][63]

The CDC started referring to the disease as hantavirus pulmonary syndrome (HPS) on August 5, 1993

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_Four_Corners_hantavirus_outbreak

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

Okay but I meant more...I'M NOT SURE THERE IS A HANTAVIRUS ALASKAN HANTALADY.

MY HANTAKAPS ARE STUCK.

(Yes. Yes I will. Yes I will keep driving this hantajoke into the ground)

Джил's avatar

That's just it, mysterious HantaBot Who's Been To Vegas and that's All we know, I agree, it's a bunch of hantacrap.

God knows what they did to that poor mouse they caught at Convict Creek.

Poor guy.

Annika SMITH's avatar

Somewhere, I read that it was called HadΝ0νirus...

Probably food poisoning from 🐀 in cruise ships +bad hygiene in the kitchens, ran by SIaνeW0rkers, who don't get paid a salary +sIeep 5hrs/day...

Too bad that there are poor sods out there that started wearing masks. Again

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From 1993..........(the more things change......the more they don't).

"Before the cause of the outbreak was identified, many Navajo speculated that the disease was brought to the reservation by tourists or that Fort Wingate, located 20 miles (32 km) south of the reservation, had stored a biological or chemical weapon that escaped, because the US Army was closing its depot there at the time of the outbreak.[12][42] Later on, some Navajo expressed skepticism toward the connection to mice. One chapter president instead blamed toxic wastes or radioactivity for causing the outbreak."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_Four_Corners_hantavirus_outbreak

Brigadoon's avatar

acting is hard.

and - for those new to the noticing- isn't it remarkable that just putting on the Chosenite decoder glasses brings everything into focus?

Every. Single. Time.

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

The HantaCoder Heuristic is indeed extremely useful.

Джил's avatar

But George Mitchell? I mean what the hantaheck.

Minute 3:08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbQuf5WvCLA

Le Petit Mondinet's avatar

I liked him in Wham...

francisb's avatar

I am in no way fucking Hantaclever enough to keep up with the Joneses, so much hellaciously absurd shit, especially the cracked actor, boosted crisis narrator clown. You'd need to channel blue-footed boobies on Galapagos with Mr. Vonnegut to give a rat's ass about...wait. what's that on the horizon? what the!? Is that Erika Kirk on a rescue destroyer, grinning ear to ear with a big Mission Accomplished banner over her head?

Le Petit Mondinet's avatar

Anti-vax activism is melded to antisepticism? That sounds like one helluva'n alloy. I shall pound it into wings and wear it like a shield of steel... And I shall be named "Jab Fink". TM.

Remember kids, mask up with latex, wash hands with hydrogen cyanide and stand several rats apart...

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

Small World Euro friend, I relentlessly point out what stays the same in Jewlandia America:

1. Thou must loveth thy Jews, and support their wars with your blood and children and your money...and

2. Thou must loveth thy vaccines.

Them's the rules. The Made Guys in Political Life and TV and all that must Love Jews and Jew Wars and Jabs.

(The anti-vax fake leaders all love the jabs too. They just want safer ones. ::wink-wink::)

Le Petit Mondinet's avatar

Jab Fink and his wings of antivaxahebelite (TM) does not abide by absurd rules, Jab Fink knows that atrocity will surely follow... Jab Fink will fight injustice except on Sundays when he likes to settle down on the sofa with a nice cup of tea and read Voltaire....

Bobzilla's avatar

Donnie Hantaspeed needs to save us with another 🇮🇱 made 💉.

This is my sad attempt to humor us all. However I am unable to compete with this "A List" of commenters.

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

Au contraire, Bobzilla!

Donnie Hantaspeed will make me laugh the rest of the day! 😹

Bobzilla's avatar

You're too kind and I thank you.

Inverted Reality's avatar

From bat to rat, next "virus" will be because of a gnat.. It is all getting so boring.

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

The next pandemic will be the IvermectinCOV-3: Revenge of the Parasites

Inverted Reality's avatar

'with flu-like symptoms'

Andy Boddington's avatar

🎶 I know an old lady who swallowed a fly...

Heather Russell's avatar

Peter Hotez, 2023…

On Antiscience and Antisemitism

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38661936/

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

Everything is antisemitism all the time with these assholes.

Everything is antisemitism all the time.

All the time.

Talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Was told a story about a nice Jewish woman and by nice I mean she pays for services rolling into a business shouting WHY DO THEY HATE US? WE ARE CHOSEN.

😹

::uhhmmm:::

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

Very nice, Madame. Thank you!

Lina's avatar

Un-friggin-real. And it’s not April 1.

BP's avatar

I didn't know there was an "office of population affairs".

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

https://opa.hhs.gov

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This sounds thematically similar to Dr. Jay Cullacharya's "public health" bean counting expertise. And studies with Military Think Tank Rand Corporation.

https://sagehana.substack.com/p/in-every-case-total-medical-spending

https://sagehana.substack.com/p/i-think-i-understand-why-bhattacharya

BT's avatar
May 12Edited

We used to call 'em " death panels".

Focus group sedd we bettah change it up!

kitten seeking answers's avatar

yesterday someone left a link to “Dr. Lynn Flynn” telegram about this Jake actor guy. looking into “Dr. Lynn Flynn” which is kinda weird pseudonym (also @Fynnderella1 on X) is an associate ofMalone and Kirsch and doing a beta test on a creepy health site

https://imahealth.org/experts/dr-lynn-fynn/

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

Flynderella and Bob Malone doing Global Covid Summit (Brock Pierce org, scrubbed now) jabs bad.

Featured on "Israel Public Information" YT channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xm3JaHzRFc

BT's avatar

Are they gonna dance onna deck of the cruise ship for us?

BT's avatar

I shouldn't be cynical...they'll push an old man in a wheelchair off the deck of the ship,

*for real*, to generate drama and sympathy.

Jayro's avatar

Billy Mays could have pitched some boosters

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

Hmmmm…just checked.

Billy Mays was jewish.

Sham Wow dude was Vince Offer.

Israeli-American.

Dr. Flurm Googlybean's avatar

There were some connections made to this: https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-59896688 but leaning unlikely maybe. Though apparently this Jake guy proposed to his husband in Aussie land, so maybe he does accents. The husband is apparently Blackrock

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

I looked at that guy and left that out because I felt like “X” poisons the well sometimes.

Dr. Flurm Googlybean's avatar

Yeah — that bit seems noise rather than signal

grahamlyons's avatar

Hanta schmanta, Jake. Get a proper job.