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Herding Cats

Unintended Consequences Always Happen

Sage Hana
Jun 24, 2022
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Herding Cats

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Happy Friday, Team Shih Tzu.

In keeping with my desire not to relentlessly Doom Paul out, “It’s hebbening”, and it is…but to step back and look at the paradigm anew from this angle and then from that angle and again from over here, and what about if we hit this thing from this side and…what are you seeing over there…and what if???

Let me step back even further and see if we can’t find a sliver of hope in the Doom Paul Universe, as I am quite certain that the Mass Formation Breakout Variants have now firmly taken hold in the Normie and reluctant Purple Pill World.

Omicron Mass Formation Variant B.11 Half Zombie is dominant and the Half Zombies have chunks of flesh falling out of their mouths when they brush their teeth but what’s for breakfast and it’s probably just a few whack jobs on the Blue Pill City Council and anyway the Kanadian Konvoy didn’t even happen that was fake news and if I contort myself into this Twister position I can frame this as some kind of class war involving a dumbass managerial elite class and that class is small and thus the good salt of the Earth people never bought into this stuff and I’ll ignore the evidence in my own family and its 72-degrees today and beautiful.

That last run on sentence was brought to you by MSNBC which dropped SageHana.Substack.com as a sponsor because Sage Hana killed off the character Mika live on the air in the original episode of “Orange Cow-24: The (mini) Serial Novel”.

Mika had a nasty case of Orange Cow Disease, code name, SADS.

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It’s tough to herd cats.

It’s far easier to herd sheep.

Most of the Red Pill “follow the evidence no matter what” types are cats in this analogy.

That’s not a bad thing. But it is a monumentally difficult organizational thing.

Most of the Blue Pill “ignore the evidence no matter what types” are sheep in this analogy.

This is a bad thing as of right now, but could potentially flip as they are organizationally easy once herded. Or more precisely, once led.

Following along so far? I’m dropping some profundities up in here, homies. This is worth a Ko-fi already!

The Purple Pill types are the most frustrating and enraging type to me, and why I have a hunch that inspiring leaders require layers of Henchyeti intermediaries to deal with these half cat/half sheep creatures.

These are bargaining critters.

Red Pill Cats are bargaining critters too, but once you show them the data, they follow it where it leads.

The Purple Pill Cat-Sheep Creatures see the data. They acknowledge it. But then they shirk.

These are the Half Zombies.

Not quite completely dense and pliant as the sheep that will follow “Starve out the uninjected” to “I stand with Ukraine” to whatever the next big thing is…but also not ready for that full Red Pill “let’s go over here! there’s something in the bushes” kitten life.

These are the middle children of the world. They are often seen wringing their hands. They are tormented.

They understand that we need a structure and a hierarchy, and they are willing to go a certain depth of exploration into where this gets going sideways, but at the end of the day if the Shepherd gives you the Nine Lives Meaty Super Supper, and you have enough cash to go galavanting around the world and fist bump with the regular folks at a campfire or sip a cold one at the sportsball game, then okay, maybe I won’t follow those SADS breadcrumbs up the chain all the way into They Want to Kill Us-ville.

This last run on sentence was brought to you by 9Lives.

9Lives: For When You Don’t Want to See That They Want to Kill You.


I had a friend who after I had known her about five minutes (it’s a joke), and we quickly realized that we were connected in the Quantum Physics Universe, immediately hassled me to take the Myers-Briggs personality test.

https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

Guess which one I tested as?

I repeated the test from a few different sites.

The results replicated. Again and again.

It’s this one:

Here are a few edited characteristics of the “Logician” type that I think fit quite well:

The Life of the Mind

Logicians often lose themselves in thought – which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. People with this personality type hardly ever stop thinking. From the moment they wake up, their minds buzz with ideas, questions, and insights. At times, they may even find themselves conducting full-fledged debates in their own heads.


From the outside, Logicians may seem to live in a never-ending daydream. They have a reputation for being pensive, detached, and a bit reserved. That is, until they try to train all of their mental energy on the moment or the person at hand, which can be a bit uncomfortable for everyone. But regardless of which mode they’re in, Logicians are Introverts and tend to get tired out by extensive socializing. After a long day, they crave time alone to consult their own thoughts.

But it would be a mistake to think that Logicians are unfriendly or uptight. When they connect with someone who can match their mental energy, these personalities absolutely light up, leaping from one thought to another. Few things energize them like the opportunity to swap ideas or enjoy a lively debate with another curious, inquiring soul.

Elementary, My Dear Logician

Logicians love to analyze patterns. Without necessarily knowing how they do it, people with this personality type often have a Sherlock Holmes–like knack for spotting discrepancies and irregularities. In other words, it’s a bad idea to lie to them.

Mysteries of the Universe

People with this personality type want to understand everything in the universe, but one area in particular tends to mystify them: human nature. As their name suggests, Logicians feel most at home in the realm of logic and rationality. As a result, they can find themselves baffled by the illogical, irrational ways that feelings and emotions influence people’s behavior – including their own.

So I bolded that last part to highlight where all of these pseudo-science metrics and heuristics get going sideways.

Because the summary statement of my own damn personality type is bullshit, man! LOL!

In true Logician form I’m finding a giant gaping hole of logic within the very summary of my own “type”!

The feelings and emotions and people’s behavior are not irrational and are not illogical. They are difficult to predict, yes. How they will manifest is incredibly diverse because humans are incredibly diverse, no matter how many psych tests or star charts or holy tomes we read.

Humans are enigmatic.

But these feelings and emotions are as much or more a part of the detective mystery as any hard scientific fact or water boils at 100-degrees Celsius replicating data point.

And those who do not wade into this turf will never, I mean Never Freaking Ever…find Truth beyond a spreadsheet.


Alright, let’s wrap this monstrosity up.

I have asked around if even one elected politician in the United States will stand in front of a camera and microphone and say, “The Emperor has no Clothes.”

I got back a metric shit ton of bargaining.

Why the bargaining?

Because if you look into the sun and realize that even this far into this Psy Op that we don’t have this:

Then where does that leave us?

We either have to craft a new strategy, and Tip o’Spear is Tip o’ Spear because he is willing to do this. He is willing to try to find a DA to prosecute Toxic Jab Administrators, he is willing to work from the ground level up with surveys to save people from that end.

But ultimately from the Power down end of things?

Not great, fam.

Let’s be real about that.

Now maybe the midterms are coming and the Republicans are going to save the world. And take on the Security State which I have explained holds the real power in America.

And maybe the US Courts will save the world.

One lone judge will rule with courage and principle and a whole new set of dominoes will fall and will align with other dominoes put in place by Steve Kirsch and Sage Hana and Clare Craig and Toby Rogers and Ron Paul and Rand Paul and Ron Johnson and maybe Aaron Mate will awaken from his slumber and join his pal Max Blumenthal and maybe one Celebrity will be honest about their Injection Injury.

As a logician, I fully recognize that there are always Unintended Consequences that cannot be predicted with a spread sheet or a collection of data points.

And I realize that once those dominoes converge, all the Blue Pills will trample into the mix as they are being led, and the Half Zombies with hunks of flesh in their sink will humbly admit to the Red Pills that by golly you were right you Contrarian and the Logician will sip a coffee and go play with the Etch a Sketch to decompress.


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Plague Trooper
Writes Targets of Opportunity
Jun 24, 2022Liked by Sage Hana

I've always thought of political centrists and moderates as herd animals, existing to be led by someone. Same with the apolitical and the apathetic. They will follow even if their will is completely subverted by the corrupt, and they will legitimize the system that is destroying them by continuing to participate in it.

Given enough time, people will vote us all into totalitarianism for the sake of comfort and entertainment. Or they will vote us into a holocaust out of stark fear. The NSDAP was given a mandate and the party followed it to its logical conclusion.

There is a threshold of corruption that, when crossed, cannot allow for reform or reversal of the corruption. Upholding the will of the majority will frog-march all of us, bound and gagged, into the mouth of hell.

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Peter Nayland Kust
Writes All Facts Matter
Jun 24, 2022Liked by Sage Hana

(I'm an Architect...go figure!)

It is high time--even past time--for people to reassert themselves as the true sovereigns within this Republic of ours.

The Constitution is meant to give power to We The People. Not Congress, not the FDA, not the CDC, but us. We are supposed to be the ones making the decisions, setting the rules, having the debates, and figuring things out. We are not supposed to be passing the buck to government, not on anything.

That we have for so long is why we have the corruptocracy we have today.

I hope and I pray that people may yet use the ballot box and the jury box to reclaim the political power that is meant to be ours in this country. If that fails, the only option left will be the cartridge box.

That last option may be at this point inevitable. God help us all if it is.

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