"Hi, I'm Senator (Blank). Look at this graph. Something is gravely wrong. Regular people, please don't endanger your children. The Corporate Media will not cover this."
Is this really so hard? To save countless children?
*edit to add:
"You the parent must realize that you will be the one responsible if and when these toxic injections kill or maim your child. The Pharmaceutical Companies have been indemnified from damages."
My name is Senator (Blank) and I will now field questions.
I am not suicidal, by the way.