Just '80s Oprah chatting about Elite Jewish mysticism, Devil Worship, and Baby Sacrifices... nothing to see here...move along...

Fam, I am seriously getting nervous that my spot in the Elite Hawaiian Bunker meeeebbbbeeee is in jeopardy.

Why are we here?

We are here because someone wants Trump to apologize for the shots.

And I realize that we are so deeply propagandized that we think we can get “closure” for the murder and sacrifice of our Useless Eater brethren.

And so I track “closure” to Oprah.

And then…HOLY SHIT!