Not a Movement: "Hold My Beer."
Not a Movement: "Hold My Beer."
Who needs Establishment Fact Checkers? We have our own Misinformation Minders Trusted News Initiative right here on Jabs Bad Island. Yeeeeeeeeehhhhhaaaaaaaawwww!
Executive summary
Jonathan Jarry, McGill’s official COVID “fact checker,” is back with yet another underwhelming “fact check,” this time on Died Suddenly. The movie now has almost 12M views on the official Rumble link alone.
His fact check starts with a statement that is easily verifiable as false and goes downhill from there.
This is pretty much the best that they can do.
::Sage raises hand slowly::
Don't worry, Steve.
Who needs Jonathan Jarry?
Our own Not a Movement Fact Checkers are on the case to discredit the movie. 🤪
Now I’d like to write you a short story.
The Not a Movement Trusted News Initiative Acts Swiftly
by the Not an Advocacy Logician Who Gets Whacked on Jabs Bad Island
The Not a Movement Smarties were outraged.
The highly suspect individual in question had spread misinformation to millions of viewers on his very large platform.
What in the world was this dubious character doing in a front facing role in the Not a Movement?
He must be stopped.
He must be exposed.
This individual had trafficked in lies and caused immense harm to the Not a Movement.
The forces were mobilized.
His lies would be exposed.
The misinformation interloper would be banished, and the Not a Movement would continue with a renewed sense of vigor and precision.
But enough about Aseem Malhotra.
You thought I was going to say, Stew. Admit it!
Admit it! 😹
Who’s in the Not a Movement Club Again?
Make me a list.
Okay, thanks.
I’m working on a new screenplay:
Jabs Bad Island, Lord of the Flies
“Whoever holds the conch gets to speak.”
Anyone seen this new flick, Died Suddenly?
I tried to watch but I couldn't make it past the opening musical montage. Listen, some good old fashioned Conspiracy Theory Bigfoot shit I can deal with, but over the top hit you over the head filmmaking sends me screaming for the exits!
How about that Headwinds show? Any good?
::noshes on Doritos::ducks::getswhacked::
Nothing to do with the article directly...but if I was a mortician, I would add the following, to my body snatching conveyances.
"THEY JAB YOU - WE SLAB YOU"