"Oppengnomer Issues Statement, Blasts Rockescorpion Awards Committee"
Angry Herd Culling Gnome lashes out at Prestigious Herd Culling Awards Committee, hints at $25m lawsuit. In a related development Turtle eats Garden Gnome.
Today’s post is a fictional guest letter to the NY Rockescorpion Daily.
Oppenheimer got all the credit and me big mad.
I was the brains behind the Op…penheimer.
As a young herd culling scientist, I, Garden Gnome, saw into the future.
I saw the future of Nuclear Weapons as a Human Removal Device. I did this in the worst of situations. As a graduate student,…