Orange Cow Disease-23: The (Mini) Serial Novel
Ep. 1, Florida
Mr. Intensity Luke was furious.
He stared at his phone.
BTC had tanked to zero. Zero!
The phone went off.
“Two more down at Disney World.”
Mad Cow Disease was sweeping Florida.
Gov. Ron DeSantis had dubbed it “Orange Cow Disease” in a genius troll move, implicating Dolt 45 in the Warp Speed Folded Prion Variant Creutzfeldt–Jakob Sponge Brain condition.
DeSantis and Orange Man had long ago put away the niceties and were engaged in Blood Sport as The Donald had been slow to distance himself from his Herd Culling Warp Speed creations.
DeSantis pounced on this ill fated ego protective strategy and was polling 70-30 over the former President.
Trump holed up in Mar a Lago and stewed. Scheming.
What could he do, though?
People were dropping like wounded cows, and fast. It had been proven beyond doubt that it was due to the exp. mRNA injections.
In a miraculous turn, MSNBC and CNN had backed Trump to avoid saying the obvious: The Injections were lethal and creative in their mechanisms of death.
Trump began appearing on Morning Joe again and hammering DeSantis for being anti-vax.
That worked until Mika dropped dead live on the air.
MSNBC issued an immediate press release:
Sudden Adult Death Syndrome had struck one of their own. RIP, Mika.
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Did Luke go to Disney World? Was he working for Putin.
Will Dr. Robert Malone express disgust with the CDC approval of Orange Cow Chiclets chewing gum while defending the good family people who work there and just like that steady paycheck?
Holy Cow that was fast
Phew, I was already going through withdrawal from Pinto flames. This one’s off to a rollicking start. Maybe there’s a TrumpBourla in our future.