Substack BOT does not have feelings or emotions. BUT TAKES SOME THINGS VERY SERIOUSLY all the same.

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Substack BOT does not have feelings or emotions. BUT TAKES SOME THINGS VERY SERIOUSLY all the same.

Not gonna lie, Murder Bot stared me down on this one. Chilling.

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