Ten Random Lessons of the COVID Era
Two and a Half Years into This and I've Learned a Lot from All Sides
Lesson #1: The Exp. mRNA Injections are 95% effective. They stop, errr….reduce infection and transmission. Thus if you don’t take them, you are a selfish animal and you killed Grandma. Hope you feel good about this, Grandma Killer.
Lesson #2: There is no virus, so if you got sick, you were probably just stressed out about something and possibly just having a bad day. Stress induced hypochondria. Or you are just a liar. Stop lying about being sick. Get a grip.
Lesson #3: We have never had a military coup in America. We…all of us…desired to attack and occupy nations all over the globe for decades and funnel money to munitions manufacturers and Wall Street with a firehose; and all of us believe that JFK was shot in the head by a lone gunman. We all bundle. We voted for it, and we wanted it. We wanted Nazis in our OSS and we want to be funding Nazis right now in Ukraine, and we wanted to send our poor kids to kill and die for corporate interests. Also, I like takeout and football. USA!
Lesson #4: There is and was no widespread push for global totalitarianism in the COVID era, because I saw people on TV at a baseball game and they weren’t wearing masks. Hardly looks like 1930’s Germany, Tinfoil Hat Weirdos. Also, since I’m American, it is not esp. relevant what happened in Kanada, NZ, Aussie, Germany, Austria, African leaders getting whacked…
Lesson #5: Okay. Update. Even as we now know that maybe the exp. injections are not “pretty safe” and “effective at reducing severe disease”, they are still warranted for the olds. I’m from Stanford.
Lesson #6: Totalitarianism doesn’t make people evil, it just creates circumstances that make people evil. I am smart.
Lesson #7: We need to get a savvy no holds barred wheeler dealer businessman type to drain the swamp in DC. Throw the bums out! That’s what I say.
Lesson #8: Snake Venom poisoned the water supplies. That’s how all of this happened. Truth. Let’s cut the crap and deal with the Snake Venom in the water, people.
Lesson #9: Okay. It wasn’t totalitarianism that made people get the exp. lethal injections. It was more like Woke People in the Laptop Class who make people use pronouns and stuff.
Lesson #10: COVID came to an amorphous end. That was…months ago. I like the word, “amorphous”. I continue to be very smart.
#13: It wasn't so bad, It was just "Dolts Botchin' Sh*t", It's not like anyone was really hurt by the lockdowns, no one lost their jobs, no one committed suicide, no one starved-physically or emotionally, families weren't broken up, society's not crumbling, the end isn't near...
"Amorphous end"?
Isn't that how you get Monkey pox?