"The conference made me feel like everyone was hugging me."

Calm those marks. (Warning, Graphic Picture at the end.)

Y’all remember.

This thing was different.

IT WAS NOVEL.

We had to do something and fast.

You understand, right?

We were at war.

Try the Ivermectin and the N-95s.

The Department of Homeland Security loves you.

The Simulation Director loves you.

The Pro Wrestler loves you.

Everybody was duped.

IT WAS A PUBLIC HEALTH DISASTER, Y’ALL.

See?

It’s dawning on “mainstream f…