The Stripe Payment Processor Mafia Fired Me

"Stripe can only support users with a low risk of customer disputes. After reviewing your...website, it does seem like your business presents a higher level of risk than we can currently support."

These fucking weirdos.

Ahhh, yes. But of course.

My “business” presents a higher level of risk than the Stripe Payment Processor Mafia can currently support.

Signed, The Stripe Team.

Sure, Stripe Team. Sounds totally legit. I can see your point, Stripe Team.

After all, when you have someone clearly running some kind of high risk, sketchy business model, you …