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The Various Sects of Jabs Bad Island

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The Various Sects of Jabs Bad Island

Substack sucks and I need a day off. Seriously, why can't I upload pix of Silence of the Lambs for the NAV Sect?

Sage Hana
Nov 29, 2022
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Substack sucks tonight. I can't add pictures from the toolbar, or this would be a lot better. Use your imagination.

I am going to try to take tomorrow (Tuesday) off!

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Because Substack is not letting me upload pictures and I've been pumping out the premium shit lately. Admit it! I have! 😹


Okay, the denizens of Jabs Bad Island:

The Malonians: “Dr Malone, we love you. Thank you for explaining to us what’s been going on and leading us out of the desert” said while licking the ground and anything else in licking distance. 😹 (Promo Code: Laura Noncomplier)

Trumpers/MAGA: Paul Alexander. Emerald. Dude on Celia's board who says that nobody cares if Trump still pushes the jabs. Nothing matters. (This crew and the Malonians are both Hero Ball Mass Formation Breakout Variants.)

Holy Warriors: Snake Venom set. Ardis. Karen Kingston. I would include formerly non-religious types such as Yeadon and Ed Dowd in this crew and to some extent, myself. Driven by renewed purpose. This is the most tenuous and dareIsay amorphous of the bunch.

Purple Pill Kumbayas: About one bad day from morphing into Screaming Blue Pill Covidian Fascists. Heavy on the "we need to". Bossy types. Keep an eye on these people. HEAVY Establishment focus and sympathy. Often seen wringing their hands about what the "mainstream" will think.

Populist Libertarians: "I just want to be left alone."

STEM Brains: Kirsch, Mathew. Joel Smalley. Jessica Rose. "If we could just get the data..."

NAV: Christine and Friends. These people will kill you while you are sleeping in your hut. 😹 And then eat your liver.

Freemason Commie Haters: Hate Commies. Hate Freemasons. Allied with the MAGA Crew.

Logicians: Me. Follow the dots types. We will be the first to be murdered on JBI. Once the logicians provide the shipping materials and the map, and sort out who is murdering people in their huts and eating their livers (NAV), then we get whacked. We annoyed everybody.


Who did I leave out?

Why won't Substack let me upload pix now?

Honestly. Who throws a shoe?


::insert give me money stuff here::

Meh...

I need a Livingston.

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Amy Sukwan
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Nov 29, 2022Liked by Sage Hana

LMAO! I'm a populist libertarian followed by a holy warrior followed by a logician. We all are the most persecuted! Get some sleep love you! 😘

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Miss Ria
Nov 29, 2022

You left out the Original Warriors, like Barbara Loe Fisher, Toby Rogers, Del Bigtree, Suzanne Humphries, Sherry Tenpenny, Joseph Mercola, Forrest Maready, Mary Holland, Andy Wakefield and thousands of mama warriors who have been fighting this issue for decades before COVID ever came into view. We knew that they would be coming for the adults one day, although most of us thought it would be in relation to “Healthy People 2020” or some other federal program.

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