"These people are laughing at you." And it's SAD(S)
Don't be made a jackass. Signed, Sage Hana
How can I satirize this?
How can I write Boeing-24 Cryptic Short Stories or Orange Cow Disease: (mini) Serial Novels?
Real life is its own satire right now.
These people are laughing at us.
People aged under 40 are being urged to have their hearts checked because they may potentially be at risk of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome.
The syndrome, known as SADS, has been fatal for all kinds of people regardless of whether they maintain a fit and healthy lifestyle.
SADS is an 'umbrella term to describe unexpected deaths in young people', said The Royal Australian College of General Practitioners, most commonly occurring in people under 40 years of age
The term is used when a post-mortem cannot find an obvious cause of death.
The US-based SADS Foundation has said that over half of the 4,000 annual SADS deaths of children, teens or young adults have one of the top two warning signs present.
Those signs include a family history of a SADS diagnosis or sudden unexplained death of a family member, and fainting or seizure during exercise, or when excited or startled, reported news.com.au.
Dear The Royal Australian College of General Practitioners,
cc: Tom Heaton, Daily Mail Australia
You are on the wrong side of history.
You are Royal Idiots.
We see you.