"These people are laughing at you." And it's SAD(S)
Don't be made a jackass. Signed, Sage Hana
How can I satirize this?
How can I write Boeing-24 Cryptic Short Stories or Orange Cow Disease: (mini) Serial Novels?
Real life is its own satire right now.
These people are laughing at us.
People aged under 40 are being urged to have their hearts checked because they may potentially be at risk of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome.
The syndrome, known as SADS, has been fatal for all kinds of people regardless of whether they maintain a fit and healthy lifestyle.
SADS is an 'umbrella term to describe unexpected deaths in young people', said The Royal Australian College of General Practitioners, most commonly occurring in people under 40 years of age
The term is used when a post-mortem cannot find an obvious cause of death.
The US-based SADS Foundation has said that over half of the 4,000 annual SADS deaths of children, teens or young adults have one of the top two warning signs present.
Those signs include a family history of a SADS diagnosis or sudden unexplained death of a family member, and fainting or seizure during exercise, or when excited or startled, reported news.com.au.
Dear The Royal Australian College of General Practitioners,
cc: Tom Heaton, Daily Mail Australia
You are on the wrong side of history.
You are Royal Idiots.
We see you.
Australia has EVERYTHING -- wealth, perfect beaches, good weather, room to move about.
Australian Public Health Officials: How about we just genocide ourselves!
Far too many Australian citizens: Sounds great, where can we line up!
If there was any doubt at all that we're looking at evil as opposed to incompetence, it is these people stroking their chins and pretending to give the issue a super-deep ponder as they sort through the mail on their desks for the latest check from Pfizer.
Others are checking the desk for a pink slip and sigh with relief when they don't find one. Gotta support their families, after all.