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THIS POST IS SATIRE AND TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE WENDY’S IS NOT USING MRNA VACCINE PICKLES.
THEY ARE HOWEVER USING STORM TROOPERS.
FACT CHECK ME ON THAT SECOND SENTENCE.
MY CAPS LOCK ARE STUCK.
At this Wendy's the mRNA Vaccine Pickles are mandated.
The Storm Troopers are only there to protect the Good Guests from the Anti-Pickle Guests.
I ca…