You Tube and Spotify will tell you who the Goodies are, Maui Burst Doritos fans
Your Heroes have been selected for you. (They are all very concerned...DEEPLY CONCERNED and have furrowed brows.) THEY FORGOT HOW TO STEM AND MY CAPS LOCK ARE STUCK
"You gotta fight with the army you have!"
Or whatever army YouTube gives you. (Gave you?) Or Spotify.
That's your team.
Meeebbeeee a nurse in Scotland.
Maybe a Gleaming Talking Head cardiologist jab pusher.
Maybe a Reality TV Show game show host who gave the world three beautiful vaccines.
Warehouse: roars approval.
Get Fauci! they shout.
Narrator: But Fauci wo…