Spike Chopper: The Movie
Ep. 1: The Spike-Like NanoParticles, Agent Notorious, Agent LargeBranch
Agent Notorious was rappelling off the side of the chopper.
“NATURE is exercising the eeeekkkkuuhhhlibbbriummm…” he shouted.
“The Spike has now mutated into Spike Like NanoParticles and is Sentient! It is now playing the NanoPiano.”
A grim look of concern etched onto his face.
He rappelled back up and got on the Chopper Spike Phone.
I NEED AGENT FOUNDATION STAT!
While researching the various DARPA doc Michael Callahan’s swashbuckling Wuhan Adventure accounts, I began to see that many of them were excerpted from Author Brendan Borrell’s book.
Okay, just the subtitle itself is a little…Mickey D’s. 😅
And the way the excerpts were written, like Hollywood movie treatments, made alarm bells begin to go off on my McDonald’s meter.
Glamorized goodies and baddies. Intrigue. Staunch USA USA USA! vibe.
Strong Covid is incredibly dangerous vibe! A Smart Bomb of infectivity.
Brendan Borrell may be a True Believer in…WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
And that our Bioweapon Labs all over the world are just there to protect us. We are the Goodies.
Rolling Stone excerpt. 👇
As a wiry young ambulance medic and medical resident, Callahan had rescued people from plane crashes and mountain-climbing accidents. “Onesies,” he called them — the isolated events that were mere stepping-stones to his first passion:disaster medicine. After he tired of tsunamis and earthquakes, he started suiting up for disease outbreaks. The first came in 1993, when he tagged along with the CDC’s Viral Special Pathogens Branch on an investigation into a deadly hantavirus out- break in the southwestern United States. Soon, he was jetting off to Asia and Africa; he always seemed to be the first guy on the ground at the scene of an outbreak. He once had to inject a crazed Ebola patient with a tranquilizer while trying not to poke a hole in his biocontainment suit. “You get infected, you die,” he said.
In the early 2000s, Callahan’s career took the first of many unexpected turns when the government sent him on a remarkable mission. His mandate was to form alliances with scientists at some of the most secretive bioweapons laboratories in Russia and the former Soviet states. “These guys ran the National Institute of Death for Russia, right?” Callahan said. His job was to harness their powers to fight disease rather than weaponize it. He remembered standing around a tundra lake with these killers, fishing for trout, barbecuing, and listening to Russian folk music as the scientists obsessed about how to get their kids into a good college. They’d hand him avian flu virus samples and give him advice on how to evade Russia’s Federal Security Service, the dreaded FSB. “Don’t leave tonight,” they told him one time. The next time it was “You’ve got to leave Russia now!” When one of their scientists accidentally pricked herself with a syringe containing a deadly pathogen, Callahan flew in to assist in her treatment.
Gripping!
Agent Foundation was reviewing his latest quarterly reports.
Goddammit! Astra-Zeneca owed him another 13-grand and was tardy with the payment.
His Spike Phone blew up.
“Notorious…”
“GET THE NATTOKINNASE YOU ASSHOLE…THE SPIKE LIKE PARTICLES ARE NOW LEARNING TO PLAY THE NANOFLUTE. IT’S HEBBBBEENNNINNGG.”
Agent Foundation looked alarmed.
“Did you contact Agent Rhodes?”
SHE GOT EATEN BY A BEAR!
*editor’s note: If I do not garner at least one Kofi out of this spec script, I’m quitting Stack.
Narrator: But Sage would not quit Stack.
Heather spit red drrrraaannnnkkkk on her screen.
A Screen Protector was added to the Merch Store.
$7 was made. Taco Bell was eaten.
Mistakes were not made.
Passive language was not used.
Agent Martin was not a Globalist.
SOUND LIKE THE BEST OF HUMANITY, YOU ASSHOLES?!!
*I may be breaking.
“ THE HIGH VIRAL LOAD…WE CAN ONLY STOP IT WITH MORE RNA PRODUCTS.”
Agent Foundation whispered.
How the hell you can whisper in ALL CAPS and ITALICS is beyond me.
Agent Notorious broke down crying.
WE ARE GOING TO NEED FLUTE PCR.
Well, Halmis, Rose, Lawrie et. al. have shown that Graphene MRNA Lipid Nano Flutes are safe and effective well tolerated.
editor’s note: Admit it. You have already laughed.
YOU LAUGHED TWICE.
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Peggy Hall viewed yesterday's Highwire video where Del explained (underwhelmingly) the misconceptions of the Vaccine Confidence Bill:
One glaring discrepancy featured in the Highwire episode is the two testing choices: a) a placebo b) a vaccine deemed 'safe'. A graphic is then shown where NO VACCINES have ever been properly tested that fit the 'safe' description. Del fails to address the inclusion in their bill of choice 'b' for testing for good reason.
Peggy asked in the comments of her video:
"If the FDA met those 4 standards for a cocktail in Del's proposed "VACCINE CONFIDENCE LAW" would you take it?"
A corrupt agency funding corrupt studies on a 'vaccine' that isn't one. No mention in this bill of the novel technologies or others that might be employed under the vaccine label.
PLUS the 'confidence' bill comes at a moment where millions have been harmed and murdered....and just as many are for the first time starting to question vaccines. And instead of OPENING THIS DOOR, they slam it shut with more 'confidence' jargon.
19 mins agoAuthor
☝️Somewhere in here is the problem with what I call: "Arguing within the paradigm".
Arguing within the paradigm perpetuates the paradigm.
The Scorpions know how to keep the paradigm locked into cement and they know how to fund a "resistance" within the cement.
Agent LargeBranch was summoned by Agent Rodeo Clown.
“Meeting in Hawaii. Agent Keto will be there along with Agent Meth Poster and Agent Air Force.”
Agent LargeBranch nodded.
Will Agent Oleg be there?
Yes.
Agent Gnome?
No.
Agent Rhodes?
Eaten by a bear.
😅
To be continued.
*If I get one Kofi.
That was a lie. I’ll continue it anyway.
You have now laughed three times.
I saw you.
I saw you from the Spike Chopper.
WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME YOU ASSHOLES.
THE SENTIENT CORONASPIKE LIKE PARTICLES ARE GETTING PROFICIENT AT OTHER COVER SONGS.
🤣🤣🤣 Yep laughed 3 times at least. ❤️
Rotten Tomatoes 🍅: 99.9% 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻