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Джил's avatar
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This is a true story.

There was a guy who was a master carpenter who collected every magazine, book and newspaper article about UFOs ever published. He died 5 years ago.....but when he was in his 20s, he had a lawsuit against either his employer or the Federal government or both, to stop them from collecting money from his paycheck for Social Security. He said it was unlawful to have to have a Social Security number and he relinquished his. He actually won that lawsuit....but when he was older, and bathing in THC, he decided he WANTED his social security, and petitioned to get a Social security number from the government AND whatever Social Security money he felt he'd earned. He was successful in that as well.

(See how easy going the government is?)

What he was not successful at was sailing to Middle Earth, which had been his lifelong dream. He'd intended on building a super sailboat and sailing into the North Pole (think it was North, not South, not sure) and living with the Aliens in the Middle Earth realm.

For this sailing ship, he'd need the biggest timbers still available, like the vikings had centuries ago, so he researched and found there was still some super big spruce on islands in Alaska.

He came and worked in Alaska as a carpenter and schemed on getting those big trees.

He hired my ex husband on some small remodeling jobs and was determined that I would be the seamstress for his massive canvas sails for his giant sailboat.

His carpentry company was called United Global Mankind. (!)

I hate sewing, and I definitely did not plan on sailing to Middle Earth and had never seen a UFO - unlike this gentleman and a French friend of mine who pronounced UFO very cutely, like YOUFO - and I flat out refused the offer to sew my way into Middle Earth and Aliens.

Not long after, this man hang glided from a 3000 ft mountain here and crashed. He broke half the bones in his body but lived.

But as I said, he never made it to the Aliens in Middle Earth.

And needless to say, I didn't either.

Dr. Flurm Googlybean's avatar

Well in some sense its good he didn’t succeed. The Japanese are still recovering from the weird sailing ships that showed up last time.

Джил's avatar

#KeepMiddleEarthAliensPureBloods

Heather B's avatar

I asked AI if aliens are real and it said there is zero evidence that they have ever been here or are here now. It said we humans might have been smarter in the past and been mostly wiped out with remnants surviving and that we humans are much smarter and have much more technology than the public will probably ever know because governments like to hide it but that humans are the ones rolling out the tech and AI...just a little aside.

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

You have to ask ALIENAI.

Otherwise you are only getting HOOOOMANAI.

I asked ALIENAI and it curtly replied,

Yes.

Like ALIENAI magic 8-Ball.

I nodded.

ALIENAI then told me to prepare lunch and await further instructions.

Joshua M...'s avatar

I just read today that a woman named Baba Venga(?), who died in the 90's predicted that aliens would reveal themselves in November 2026. In an unrelated note, anybody else remember Bob Weir, in an old interview, talking about that time the Grateful Dead played a gig at Bohemian Grove?

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

Project Bluebeam.

War of the Worlds.

I'm ready though. I'm gonna make friends with them and tell them alien jokes and stuff.

Andy Boddington's avatar

Vanga 👍, this is of interest to me. From what I can gather, the original predictions are not what gets printed in newspapers at the beginning of every year. When I first heard of her , I thought this was an original story and nowadays, post Day Tapes etc , I wonder if Baba Vanga is a psyop...

xkry's avatar

Hey did you know that the gay-wife of Bari Weiss is a relative of Tucker Carlson? Hey gay-wife (Nellie Bowles) converted to Judaism.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Miller_(rancher)#Life_and_work

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

I just saw CIA Tucker Carlson grinning like a Cheshire Cat at TrumpieVenezuela Oil shindig presser!

WHAT IS GOING ON CIA TUCKER CARLSON AND CAN YOU SEND ME A KOFI?

paula's avatar

I may have missed your comments about it but did you see TC interviewed Dane of Geoengineering.org on Nov 10? TC's brow was extra extra furrowed when he heard Danes NEVER changing closing about "all must wake up" - to the imminent collapse blah, blah, blah.

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

The Greatest Designated Brow Furrower Slow Rollout Nothing Burger Mockingbird CIA Media Op in history.

1. Furrow brow as awareness grows on some topic

2. Forgets all about it

Repeat on a loop forever.

Chasicakes's avatar

Make me happy that most of my cousins are not that attractive.

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

Inbreeding: To keep royal bloodlines pure and consolidate power, Habsburgs married close relatives (cousins, aunts/uncles, etc.), drastically increasing their genetic risk for inherited traits.

Genetic Inheritance: The trait was passed down, becoming more pronounced over generations, with some portraits showing it so severely that the chin seemed to "enter the room first".

Steveo's avatar

John Kerry has to be part of that bloodline

Heather B's avatar

That reminded me that I had a cousin (dead now) who tried to convince me that it's okay to marry your cousin...he even looked up the states that allow it. EWWW not interested in the least, that would be like marrying my brother or something.

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

😅 I have a very inappropriate reply about Golda Meir that I willkd jkafj kjafkldlkkfja kjfkl jkdj

David Dresden's avatar

Ha, aliens are already here. They have been for millions of years. Humans are decedents of aliens. From what I have researched, they want this planet for themselves. I’m trying to find the link between aliens and Jews, because it seems they have the same agenda. Are Jews the vessel for the dirty deeds of Aluens? Aliens are a very deep rabbit hole that I am currently going down.

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

Are they nicer than humans?

#notallaliens

David Dresden's avatar

Some are benevolent, but most kinds are malevolent. They want us gone from the planet so they can have it to themselves. Phil Schneider rest his soul is one source for information. He was whacked for speaking out. He was a government geologist and helped build the dumb bases where many aliens are housed. He has also encountered the grey malevolent type. He was seriously injured by them.

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

Is Phil Schneider the Denver Airport dude?

David Dresden's avatar

Yes, he said there is a deep underground military base (DUMB) under the airport.

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

Thanks. Yes I did watch that video.

Dr. Flurm Googlybean's avatar

Only one alien so far.

He’s Freddy.

He likes cheetos.

Lucinda's avatar

Yes-sireee…

Do you think alien demons care if you use cash?

DO YOU THINK ALIEN DEMONS REALLY CARE IF YOU USE CASH TO BUY YOUR SMASHBURGER?

THEY DON’T. THEY ARE ALIENS. THEY ARE GOING TO KILL YOU.

[Altogether now, kids, smile for the baddies’ ID camera & say CHEEeeeessSSE!]

Clear that all the normies & sheepies will just go along w/the ongoing Big BS, no matter what. Critical thinking, discernment, questioning authority, fighting back, seeing dem killer patterns & refusing to be guinea pigs for da evildoers?

Nah. Lost cause.

Y’all got your next gen Buzz Lightyear to Infinity Booster™ yet, girls & boys? If you get 10, they’ll punch your VAXX Passport & give you another one for free. HAH