*BOMBSHELL* The Sage Shih Tzu Foundation funds groundbreaking new study on Thought Leader Bacon and Onions/Zoloft Stack to Cure Covid-19
I want to be one of the Thought Leaders too!
Fluvoxamine is commonly prescribed for obsessive-compulsive disorder and acts by increasing levels of the brain chemical serotonin between nerve cells. Aside from those effects, the drug has other biological properties that could quell inflammation triggered by COVID-19, says child psychiatrist Angela Reiersen of Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis. She stumbled onto the idea to test fluvoxamine as a COVID-19 treatment while scouring papers during her own bout of illness early in the pandemic.
I stumbled on an idea, too!
Longtime readers here know that I was poisoned in Spring, 2020 and found myself craving bacon and onions, nursing myself back to health with that stack of salty savory goodness.
Listen.
I’m tired of being left out of the NGO Nordic Freedom Conferences New World Order Better Way Forwards Dream Team.
I’m smart too!
Seems like Bob Malone self-treated with Pepcid AC (🤨) when he was one of the first American Thought Leaders to contract Covid-19 (🤨) and then weirdly went on to take two shots of the Moderna (🤨) and almost died (🤨) not mentioning that last part on Dark Satanic Horse Podcast with Steve and Bret nor in Billionaire’s Row Hawaii at the CHD (branded) model kids Q&A shoot nor on Joe Rogan.
And child psychiatrist Angela Reiersen of Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis tried the fluvoxamine and it worked!
And noted Covid Dream Team Dissident Bret Weinstein prophylactically used Ivermectin to derail the potato skin eating respecting novel virus from his temple…err…by temple, I just meant your body is a temple and not…
::abandons Stack and Study::
Steve Kirsch says fluvoxamine works 100% of the time and nobody wants to talk about this!
Against the Covid which is very infectious and dangerous.
Fam, this thing is different.
I don’t think I need to go over how catastrophic this Covid-19 virus is, was, and will be again.
Having absorbed this information, I continue to instruct small children to always wear 3-7 N-95 masks at all times, except when eating potato skins.
Sometimes they are suitably terrified and sometimes they call the police.
Anyway I want to continue to learn about the Covid and when a Big Smart Thought Leader such as Steve Kirsch pipes up with an elixir, I’m going to listen.
Kirsch's readers have given his appalling article 435 likes as of this writing, and it's clear from the comments section that many are now toying with the idea of adding fluvoxamine to their anti-foo-foo virus arsenal. Like this person:
For heaven's sake ... no!
On Dec 10, 2020, Kirsch posted an article claiming fluvoxamine is "The fast, easy, safe, simple, low cost treatment for COVID that has worked 100% of the time to prevent hospitalization that nobody wants to talk about."
Listen, I am no recognized Thought Leader.
In fact, I am merely a CIA/AI Construct Drunk Paid DOD Troll Female Impersonator.
But I know bacon and onions worked!
And I know that SSRIs are notoriously safe and effective at treating novel *respiratory* viruses. (🤨)
*THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE YOU INFODEMIC WARRIORS WAITING FOR ME TO FUCK UP*
And probably causing school shootings, which sounds bad, but frankly, have you seen the population charts? They are getting out of hand, and we need to cull the herd of…
::abandons Stack::contacts DOD attorney::
So why not throw in a little Zoloft to the mix?
I am currently accepting donations at my hedge fund for treatment of Covid-19.
And also Remdesivir Murder Ball Money Grabs.
Frontline Bacon Covid Corps.
Conflicts of interest: Study is receiving additional funding from the pork lobby and I, a paid DOD troll, hold multiple patents in onions.
https://www.sciencenews.org/article/covid-antidepressant-fluvoxamine-drug-hospital-death
*THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE AND NO ZOLOFT WAS HARMED IN ITS CREATION.
**FUCK OFF.
SH, you are genius. Your mind works so beautifully.
Over a decade and a half ago I had the misfortune to have The Widow Maker. It was unexpected and I was distressed. For years. Three years into it, after being nagged by doctors, I began a daily intake of SSRI (Paxil) and XANAX (for anxiety). That went on for a dozen years (tho' I read recently that they are only meant for short-term use. March 1, 2023 I decided that was it. I was going off the crap. I stopped taking the Paxil. Within a day I was experiencing serious misery. And for the next five months I cried through every day. Not every hour of every day but lots. I also became aware of how much weight I had gained...just by finally seeing what I really looked like. Then I realized I had, through those years of drugs, become numb to reality. Then I realized why I had been so numb when my dear mother had died four years earlier. All kinds of painful memories and thoughts came to me constantly and I hated myself even more. I was very, very depressed. It has been so painful getting through getting off those drugs. I have tried to be brief. There is NO PROOF that SSRIs do what is claimed about them. NO SCIENTIFIC PROOF. CHECK IT OUT. Yet my doctor gave me a song-and-dance about "serotonin" and "synapses" and lots of gobbledegook she had read and believed. And I took her word. I was a moron. But SSRIs do numb you. And make you fatter.
Ha ha ha. The sodium nitrate in the bacon cured you, too!