102 Comments
Mar 22Liked by Sage Hana

SH, you are genius. Your mind works so beautifully.

Over a decade and a half ago I had the misfortune to have The Widow Maker. It was unexpected and I was distressed. For years. Three years into it, after being nagged by doctors, I began a daily intake of SSRI (Paxil) and XANAX (for anxiety). That went on for a dozen years (tho' I read recently that they are only meant for short-term use. March 1, 2023 I decided that was it. I was going off the crap. I stopped taking the Paxil. Within a day I was experiencing serious misery. And for the next five months I cried through every day. Not every hour of every day but lots. I also became aware of how much weight I had gained...just by finally seeing what I really looked like. Then I realized I had, through those years of drugs, become numb to reality. Then I realized why I had been so numb when my dear mother had died four years earlier. All kinds of painful memories and thoughts came to me constantly and I hated myself even more. I was very, very depressed. It has been so painful getting through getting off those drugs. I have tried to be brief. There is NO PROOF that SSRIs do what is claimed about them. NO SCIENTIFIC PROOF. CHECK IT OUT. Yet my doctor gave me a song-and-dance about "serotonin" and "synapses" and lots of gobbledegook she had read and believed. And I took her word. I was a moron. But SSRIs do numb you. And make you fatter.

Expand full comment
Mar 22Liked by Sage Hana

Ha ha ha. The sodium nitrate in the bacon cured you, too!

Expand full comment
Mar 22Liked by Sage Hana

This one👏priceless or..right on the money!❤️

Expand full comment

Thanks for the CV19 cures. I'm sticking to the tried-and-true alcohol and nicotine regime.

Expand full comment

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

I was able to prevent myself from 'having Covid'

by using an ounce of common sense and knowing

it never existed.

Expand full comment

🤣

Expand full comment
founding

Drunk? I think not. I can vouch for the bacon & onion cure. It's like a miracle! It actually cures anything & everything! Or something like that....

Expand full comment
Mar 22Liked by Sage Hana

Hola Sage…been off The Stack for a bit, taking a a bit of mental break but this one is quite good. I am a great admirer of the use of satire to make point…problem

is these days the average Joe or Jane’s level of intellectual curiosity or discernment (vaxxed or no vaxx seems to make no difference), is pretty low…everyone lives in a ‘virtual world’ now, and takes everything and everyone LITERALLY these days! 🤔🙃

Expand full comment
Mar 22·edited Mar 22Liked by Sage Hana

Dearest, DEAREST, Sage,

You are a Thought Leader - and always have been. That's what's so scary!

You are totally on the money - though probably definitely not kosher money - with the Bacon and Onions CURE.

Thank you for teaching me that Fluvoxamine is an SSRI the other day, and reiterating it here.

I did not know that. And I thought I knew a bit about SSRIs going way back.

Thank you for terrifying - OOPS! I mean TEACHING children.

You would have made a great team member in my one person Mean Tooth Fairy gig.

love,

djil

Expand full comment

Bacon 🥓 is safe and effective for the novel pig virus.

Expand full comment

Name of the hedge fund?

Pigsback LLC

Four legs / Two legs Investments

Zoloink Opportunities

Let me know and I'll get on to the incorporators and get busy registering... Delaware or Caymans? Biden or Epstein?

Expand full comment

This was satire?

Bacon and onions are not real?

Well crap.

Expand full comment
Mar 22Liked by Sage Hana

I recommend stocking up on bacon and onions while you can. You never know when they'll be rarer than toilet paper during a lockdown.

Currently there appears to be a "war on" (like how I use their words against them?) on Lugol's iodine solution. I've been using it for years to supplement my levothyroxine because doctors tremble at TSH's lower than 3. But I only feel normal when it's around 1. Anyway, I noticed that the solution in a bottle I had ordered not too long ago was much more diluted than normal. I've always paid attention to how much I take because it makes my amped up when I overdo it. But, now I'm taking 10x the dose for barely the same good effect on me.

Same manufacturer through Amazon, and same great reviews. They had a sale on it so I ordered some more of the same before I decided to look at the reviews. The good ones were years old. So I checked out the most recent ones, terrible. Some noticed the dilution but many others called out the broken bottles they were receiving. I checked out a couple of other manufacturer's reviews and there were the same issues with the dilution or broken bottles. When my order of on-sale Lugols arrived last week, one bottle was broken and the other had crusty white stuff around the neck. Threw it all away because they do not give refunds on them.

So I ask you, why are different companies now having the exact same issue with a formula known since the 1800s in glass bottles that were being shipped just fine in recent years?

It makes me think that iodine cures covid (& the vaxx too). Or maybe, they're planning on dropping a nuc on us or something.

Expand full comment
Mar 22Liked by Sage Hana

You make me laugh.... Truth in jest!

Expand full comment
Mar 22Liked by Sage Hana

Thanks a lot, Sage. I spit my coffee all over the floor laughing. That's got to be a cure for something too, right?

Expand full comment

I am very interested in your onions.

I have a rival dream team on the go. Just me at the moment, but I’ve written letters to:

Sylvester Malone

Nurse Doctor Sir John Cambell PLC, CIA, NSPCC, ASAP,

Peter McDonalds,

Russel Brand,

Big Bird

Doctor Hillary Jones,

Bill Nighy the science Guyee

and now your good self.

No-one has replied with a ‘no’ so far so it’s looking good.

I was hoping your onions could be the first thing in the armoury of my new health organisation : Consortium Assisting Sensational Healthiness - Count On Wisdom.

I’m offering the chance for everyone in my ‘stable’ to invest significantly in the project.

How much might you be willing to invest?

Expand full comment