I dutifully click each Sage post. Sometimes I get it, and I feel warmth and connection. Gratitude.
Sometimes I do not. The icy pane of the metaphor holds me away from the insiders. I press my nose against it, longing. But only for a moment, as the private rail car, opulent, chugs away into the night without me. I half jog in the gloom after it just a few steps.
Then I am left alone with my vexation: "fuck. What's a tea towel?"
I am not an animation fan, so have never watched South Park. Grew up on cartoons from age 6 or so, but cannot handle them at all now, so the mkultra reference makes complete sense to me.
About 15% of my mental illness is due to South Park. Don't watch that show. I was 13 when South Park started. It was a brutal show, certainly not suited for people under 50.
Long before that, I watched many cartoons, my fav was Bugs Bunny, especially the music. And the Coyote and Road Runner. Wonderful stuff. I didn't love the Wacky Races. And I disliked Scooby Doo. Speaking of Scooby Doo, South Park did a Scooby Doo tribute with the pop group Korn.
The Japanese stuff is the worst. It used to be better before computers. They are always doing fanservice. Japanese are all pervs. Total MKNAOMI productions. I remember a weird Anime, titled Aika, which is a parody of James Bond, and 99.999% of all women who ever lived and 95% of all homosexuals would utterly hate that anime. Don't look it up!
I know who the tea towel is, doh. I just thought Towelie could hitch a ride. And I have never ever seen an episode of The Simpsons. Towelie lives in South Park with Jesus and Hitler. All entertainment is MKUltra, not excluding the entire internet.
Are the tea towels the right size to tie around your head to keep sweat from getting in your eyes when working in the yard? I think I got some of them.
This is my coworker... every time I think he might be waking up (his dad died suddenly after the jab, he and his wife both developed sudden-onset heart issues after the jabs... he won't talk about it anymore... he gave the shots to his kids... but is now pissed about it... and likes Orange Man because the powers that be seem to be trying to bury him in lawfare and bankruptcy... if not literally in the ground...).
Today I sent him the pic of Biden Clone #7 (the tall one) that was filmed escorting "his wife" out of the building after the send off video and noted the sudden additional height enjoyed by President Cabbage-Brain. Coworker was all "okay tinfoil hat... I stop at body doubles."
Really? That's where you draw the line? But anyway, I said "it doesn't matter which puppet they use... all politicians are puppets. And I imagine most are happy to have their strings pulled so they don't have to figure out their next move."
And then he said, "... but Trump is going to fix everything that's wrong. He's going to fix it all!"
And I said, "uh... really? The guy who's Yale Bonesman running mate is a puppet of the world's bio surveillance megalomaniacs?"
He just shook his head and repeated his mantra. I just sighed and walked away.
Monday I took a sweet cat suffering with advanced-stage kidney failure to a vet for euthansaia. Saying Goodbye can be tough emotionally. I sympathize with your situation with the coworker. My Goodbye on Monday was easy by comparison with yours. I only had to do mine once, but you're on repeat, saying Goodbye to someone who seems to have about as much of a chance of 'coming back to you and your world' as my cat does.
Been pondering why I'm tripping over articles NOW describing how governments were considering targeting pets (but finally not implimented) when covid sweeped through. Wondering if they're prepping us for the bird flu...?
Testing. Wait. What? Is this shit working. Your colors are running all over everything and ruining my new napkins Let us look at the leaves, the tea leaves of course. First, yes there are still dry fish scales and fingernail clippings in my left coat pocket from 1977. The acting is so bad, so bad. I have to make a call now (picks up the field radio phone to call out, its dead, the cable is blown off). It is when you find the mirror and realize you are the replacement.
One hammer or two with your tea, ma’am?
May we please start saving tea now? From the dangerous sugar cubes that fell out of the lab and that we isolated in fetal calf serum?
Is this thing recording?
This computer thingie?
----
“You’d like a side of the adrenocream with your tea? That’ll be an additional $3.00”.
If it’s not recording, can send replacement.
I dutifully click each Sage post. Sometimes I get it, and I feel warmth and connection. Gratitude.
Sometimes I do not. The icy pane of the metaphor holds me away from the insiders. I press my nose against it, longing. But only for a moment, as the private rail car, opulent, chugs away into the night without me. I half jog in the gloom after it just a few steps.
Then I am left alone with my vexation: "fuck. What's a tea towel?"
😹 That was poetic, Tom!
What, no coffee towels?
That was beautifully funny and creepy, Sage.
Next op: no more driving licenses.
Ostensible Reason: force self-driving cars by excluding humans. Real reason: accelerate the biometric identification system.
Funniest part: the license and taxes to be allowed to travel on a self-driving cars on a robots only highway will be more expensive.
I M CURRENTLY allowing my 'tags' to be expired. Time to put a T-Towel in the glove box.
https://i.gifer.com/EWts.gif
Sorry, I really will stop now with Towelie!
No!!! Laughter is the BEST medicine of all! Especially sick, twisted, satirical humor! Humor I was raised on - Monty Python!!!
"Stop that - It's silly!"
Was just in a large company parking lot in a very small town in a small corner of the United States of America Inc.
5 car owners from different small towns of the small corner of the USA chatting, and all realized simultaneously that their tags had expired.
(!)
Since last year - and longer.
(!)
And no one had been sent a reminder, warning or fined.
(!)
Michael Jackson was right, they don't care about us.
great confirmation!!!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/q1HYhVADl28
"I had a kid the whole time and I was too high to realize it." OMG. 😂😂😂
Thank you. I had no idea what the tea towel reference was -- but Sage's piece was still funny.
Tea Towels has exactly NOTHING to do with The Simpsons.
Cartoons are MKUltra to me.
I am not an animation fan, so have never watched South Park. Grew up on cartoons from age 6 or so, but cannot handle them at all now, so the mkultra reference makes complete sense to me.
About 15% of my mental illness is due to South Park. Don't watch that show. I was 13 when South Park started. It was a brutal show, certainly not suited for people under 50.
Long before that, I watched many cartoons, my fav was Bugs Bunny, especially the music. And the Coyote and Road Runner. Wonderful stuff. I didn't love the Wacky Races. And I disliked Scooby Doo. Speaking of Scooby Doo, South Park did a Scooby Doo tribute with the pop group Korn.
The Japanese stuff is the worst. It used to be better before computers. They are always doing fanservice. Japanese are all pervs. Total MKNAOMI productions. I remember a weird Anime, titled Aika, which is a parody of James Bond, and 99.999% of all women who ever lived and 95% of all homosexuals would utterly hate that anime. Don't look it up!
We also used to love Bugs bunny, Roadrunner and Mighty Mouse. We loved those when we were kids. Sorry to hear how much south Park messed you up.
I know who the tea towel is, doh. I just thought Towelie could hitch a ride. And I have never ever seen an episode of The Simpsons. Towelie lives in South Park with Jesus and Hitler. All entertainment is MKUltra, not excluding the entire internet.
Ahh, THAT must be why I said no more tv. One of my favourite 'entertainments' now is watching people build cool homes on yt.
It's not him...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Towelie goes to Pennsylvania: https://youtu.be/9W5lLHWeg3o
thanks I needed that
STAAHHPP!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
ok sorry - the dog needs walking anyyway. nah - just one more... prepping the patsy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKFM_mb4owI
😭😭😭😭
Are the tea towels the right size to tie around your head to keep sweat from getting in your eyes when working in the yard? I think I got some of them.
There’s a novirus towel too I think
In a deer hunter kinda way or a Hunter Biden sort of way?
Deer Hunter! Mos def
"The American Hammers in the Warehouse cheered."
This is my coworker... every time I think he might be waking up (his dad died suddenly after the jab, he and his wife both developed sudden-onset heart issues after the jabs... he won't talk about it anymore... he gave the shots to his kids... but is now pissed about it... and likes Orange Man because the powers that be seem to be trying to bury him in lawfare and bankruptcy... if not literally in the ground...).
Today I sent him the pic of Biden Clone #7 (the tall one) that was filmed escorting "his wife" out of the building after the send off video and noted the sudden additional height enjoyed by President Cabbage-Brain. Coworker was all "okay tinfoil hat... I stop at body doubles."
Really? That's where you draw the line? But anyway, I said "it doesn't matter which puppet they use... all politicians are puppets. And I imagine most are happy to have their strings pulled so they don't have to figure out their next move."
And then he said, "... but Trump is going to fix everything that's wrong. He's going to fix it all!"
And I said, "uh... really? The guy who's Yale Bonesman running mate is a puppet of the world's bio surveillance megalomaniacs?"
He just shook his head and repeated his mantra. I just sighed and walked away.
Monday I took a sweet cat suffering with advanced-stage kidney failure to a vet for euthansaia. Saying Goodbye can be tough emotionally. I sympathize with your situation with the coworker. My Goodbye on Monday was easy by comparison with yours. I only had to do mine once, but you're on repeat, saying Goodbye to someone who seems to have about as much of a chance of 'coming back to you and your world' as my cat does.
So very sorry....we love our little guys.
Been pondering why I'm tripping over articles NOW describing how governments were considering targeting pets (but finally not implimented) when covid sweeped through. Wondering if they're prepping us for the bird flu...?
That's a hill to die on.
😂😂😂
Are tea towels like Finger towels or is it finger bowls? Shoot ! Sorry , Sage I get confused by these things. But, Thank you!
Finger bowls - at least on Cathay Pacific Airlines!
Testing. Wait. What? Is this shit working. Your colors are running all over everything and ruining my new napkins Let us look at the leaves, the tea leaves of course. First, yes there are still dry fish scales and fingernail clippings in my left coat pocket from 1977. The acting is so bad, so bad. I have to make a call now (picks up the field radio phone to call out, its dead, the cable is blown off). It is when you find the mirror and realize you are the replacement.
Love the analogy, just as ludicrous as the 'truth' 🤣
https://open.substack.com/pub/michaelhuggins50/p/donald-trump-messiah-anti-christ?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=b7m4j seems plausible to me
The latest tea towel from Jay
https://youtu.be/VGlT4hT2ZBk?si=0YX1QY8CvFZ9Qbes