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I like my vaccines that don't take 5-12 years.

I want them now. I just took shot #6. My heart feels like it's going to EXPLODE.

THAT MEANS IT'S WORKING. I AM NOT GOING TO LET THE DANGEROUS ROGUE KORONAVIRUS WIN. THIS THING IS DIFFERENT! PIERRE KORY TOLD ME. PIERRE KORY IS ONE OF THE FIVE SMARTEST GUYS IN THE PANDEMIC.

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Oct 16Liked by Sage Hana

Have you seen the 2021 M. Night Shyamalan movie, "Old"?

**SPOILER ALERT LOOK AWAY NOW IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT**

A pharmaceutical company conducts groundbreaking real clinical drug trials on unsuspecting participants, in the pursuit of "safe and effective" medicine; by luring them to a remote secluded beach at a resort where time passes very quickly for them and they live out their whole life in just a couple days (and then die of old age or other things) and they diligently record the results of the trials, and because this doesn't take 5-12 years, yayy, profits!

I didn't reveal most of what happens in the movie, so it will still be a great watch if you wanna.

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So....a documentary?

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Oct 16Liked by Sage Hana

No, definitely not, because the bad guy gets caught at the end. XD

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Does he get shot in the head in front of a clean white fridge making a colorful collage?

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Oct 16Liked by Sage Hana

I wish.

He just gets arrested Scooby-Doo style, mumbling about how he would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

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Then Scooby bit off his testicles like those wild dogs

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Sounds depressing.

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14 hrs agoLiked by Sage Hana

Email from a coworker last week: "I just got several vaccines and I'm not feeling well."

No pain no gain, brother 💪 💉

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That just means they are working!

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Oct 17Liked by Sage Hana

Five smartest ‘guys’, or ‘eyes’?

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Ha!

Probably working for the Sixth Eye, which...our whole fucking govt. is.

https://sagehana.substack.com/p/im-part-of-five-of-the-smartest-guys

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Oct 16Liked by Sage Hana

Talking of Walgreen's, I am reminded of the Canadian woman, of about 56 if I recall correctly, who went into her Walgreen's, got a Pfizer jab, and obligingly dropped dead a mere 7 minutes later. How's that for Warp Speed? Then the coroner pronounced it death from natural causes. How's that for a Warped coroner?

I'm a bit behind the curve on a few acronyms - what's TLAV?

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Operation Warp Green's

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Oct 17Liked by Sage Hana

LOL 😹

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Oct 16Liked by Sage Hana

There are no Walgreen's in Canada but it was a pharmacy where a woman dropped dead 7 minutes after her deadly dart. Fab warp speed for sure. It was natural after all! It's perfectly natural to die from a CONvid shot, don'tcha know? TLAV - The Last American Vagabond.

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Oct 16Liked by Sage Hana

Ah, right, thanks. I do know them (TLAV) - just didn't click.

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That happened to me awhile ago too. lol

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At a Shoppers I believe.

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Yeah, I thought so as well but I'm not 100% certain but most likely.

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no walgreens in canuckistan

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So I gather. A case of 'misremembering' from across the Pond.

'A Pharmacy.'

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Very effective. Not sure about the safe part.

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We already know what they will say when the safety studies are done: It's a mostly non-lethal injectable product. Most heart disease cases respond well to life-long medical management and supervision. Eventually, hearts will be connected to neuralink to improve surveillance of the safety of these unnecessary vaccines that saved the world from nothing at all.

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Oct 16Liked by Sage Hana

Perhaps they will just spray us with a lot more aluminium, so that we end up saying 'kovid? what kovid?' Over here on Airstrip One, we've had DoD weather for about 18 months, almost non-stop. Sun about once a fortnight. Harvests are going to be terrible. So, high prices, ruined farmers, and lots and lots of aluminium (and strontium and barium). What was I saying???

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Oct 17Liked by Sage Hana

Is that in Australia? I wanted to ask people to report what the chemtrail activity is like in their area. Here in California (both Southern and Northern-mountains at least) there have been virtually no chemtrails during the day for the last two months. I’m wondering what they are up to and how it will affect any weather operations. Of course, it is possible the chemtrails aren’t for weather modification at all and are just a way to put metals or other poisons in our bodies.

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Not either or, me thinks

Both and

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Here in the Great Lakes area of the US, the observable chemtrails have dwindled considerably. I'll have to check to see if Jim Lee has noticed this? There were even a few days of bluer than usual skies. Instead of milky blue.

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16 hrs agoLiked by Sage Hana

“Manna from Heaven Mectin”. I did laugh twice. You busted me! 😂🤣😂

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😉

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19 hrs agoLiked by Sage Hana

I laughed three times!

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Yes!

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Fabulous rant!! Made me LOL for real! "Why do you hate God so much?" 🤣

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I used to work in big pharma research for most of the 90s. I can assure you, it does take 10 years (pre-clinical and clinical studies) to ensure a new kind of drug or vaccine can be labeled as safe and effective.

After reading the fraudulent Phizer clinical trial, I knew they were lying about their ubiquitous "safe and effective" claims.

So many studies have shown since then that these gene transfection technologies are the most dangerous pharmaceutical ever rolled out to the public.

These shots are highly dangerous not only, in the short term, (for too many,) but in the long term for most.

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Wonder why the DOD who funded the Pfizer shots didn't sound the alarm.

Do you wonder that?

Because...

https://sagehana.substack.com/p/robert-f-kennedy-jr-may-2023-pfizer

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It's not Pfizer. It's not "regulatory" failure.

It's EMERGENCY MEDICAL COUNTERMEASURES via the PrepAct. it's Military Power for an alleged WAR.

We knew this 2-3 years ago.

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This is OT (Off Topic) but worth paying attention to if you're concerned/worried about The Jab: This interview with Dr. Naomi Wolf.

https://thehighwire.com/ark-videos/dr-naomi-wolf-reveals-shocking-details-in-the-pfizer-papers-2/

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OH MY GAAWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDDGTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEJABSAREBADDDDDDDDDANDITWASPFIZERNOTDODANDDDTHEUSSSSTATEEEEEDDEPPPEOOOPPPPP

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Oct 17Liked by Sage Hana

Signed, Cecil P. Rhodes disciple.

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When a Poetry Doctor ends up in the White House under another Rhodes Scholar...pardon the expression under....but yeah...it's to craft story times.

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^snort^

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