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Oct 31·edited Oct 31Liked by Sage Hana

is this a new meth-posting record? 🏆 🔥 Outstanding all the way!

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Hmmmm.....let me count. These are more like..."tweets" than actual posts, per se.

::hates that uses terminology::

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Nov 1Liked by Sage Hana

Sage Hana,

you can't feel your legs, you have a limp floatie arm,

and a swollen moon face.

You're hurting me.

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I'm okay!

I'm keeping the Dangerous Koronavirus at bay.

::gasps:: lays down::

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Nov 1Liked by Sage Hana

Of course you are. Okay.

It's the bloated floatie arm - your tattoos are gonna be a mess.

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You have to admit, Bloated Floatie Arm is creative!

::stares out window::

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Nov 1Liked by Sage Hana

I loved it.

But now I realize it's because It reminded me of my mom who had a permanently bloated arm after being butchered by a mastectomy.

Your image also triggered me into saying "You're hurting me" - it's what my mother always said, no matter what hell and trauma I may have been going through.......she'd often pull the guilt card and say "You're hurting me".

Being a parent is hard and sometimes you just f'ing fail.........

Happy Halloween!

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Thank you for hanging out with me amidst it all. Sincerely.

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Nov 1Liked by Sage Hana

Muchas gracias señor por estar aquí y tenerme aquí.

xoxoxoxoxo

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Nov 1Liked by Sage Hana

Don't worry about your swollen face. Just take #11 as soon as you can get it. It will make your body swollen. You will then look normal.

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😅 Man thanks for hanging out, Katie. No snark!

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Nov 1Liked by Sage Hana

🥰

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I heard number 11 is a doozie. Dr Drew said not to be alarmed.

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HIYASAGEIFYOUSOAKYOURFACEINLANOLINITWILLALSOGETANICEROSYSHEEN

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Hi My nAmE iS rFk Jr AnD i Am A bEtTeR-vAxXeR

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With booster #10, you must be flying well past the Oort Cloud. A few more boosters and you are going to be passing Voyager 1.

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Anyone believe this? Do you really think Vance took it?

https://x.com/AFpost/status/1852072218789920948

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Like Trump got the booster. I wish someone would ask him how many boosters he has taken at this point - 🤣

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LOL. pls tell me where I'm wrong: first he was dumb, which made him take it, and afterwards he got sick (and saw the light)?! just brilliant

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“There’s no such thing as intelligent vanity. It’s an instinct. And you’ll never find a man who is not first and foremost vain.”

— Louis-Ferdinand Céline

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