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Dr. Flurm Googlybean's avatar

“ Determined to investigate, the hunters set fire at the mouth of the cave, forcing the wolves to emerge. As the animals came out, the hunters killed them and rescued the child.”

Bastards. Wiped out the whole family and trafficked the kid

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"He eventually learned to walk upright, dress himself, and even mastered what some might call humanity’s most peculiar pastime: smoking cigarettes."

And to drink out of a cup.

And to testify at Senate hearings.

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