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Dr. Flurm Googlybean's avatar

“ Determined to investigate, the hunters set fire at the mouth of the cave, forcing the wolves to emerge. As the animals came out, the hunters killed them and rescued the child.”

Bastards. Wiped out the whole family and trafficked the kid

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

But enough about Lahaina!

Brigadoon's avatar

🔥

Edward Bernaysauce's avatar

- the dingo took my baby...

Fins McGee's avatar

I thought the dingo ate your baby.

Джил's avatar
2dEdited

Thank you for writing that.

Джил's avatar

"He eventually learned to walk upright, dress himself, and even mastered what some might call humanity’s most peculiar pastime: smoking cigarettes."

And to drink out of a cup.

And to testify at Senate hearings.

Vigilant Amalek Snow Leopard's avatar

😅 I needed this right now.

zdb's avatar

Thank you.