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Nov 5Liked by Sage Hana

I am confused...who saved me? Lord Trump, or lord fauci, or the Chinese feudal lords, or lords of vigilance, the vaccine lords of big pharma or the lords of Lordstown Ohio?

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For the super cheap price of $45 a bottle for a month supply you can defend yourself and your children against the spike proteins in said bioweapon jabs. Code: MAGA https://www.twc.health/products/kids-naturals-spike-support-gummies?variant=45180525674712

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Just fucking relentless.

Just double tapping coming and going.

MAGA promo code for the Cancer Shots that MAGA Boy gave you.

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This is total sarcasm incase it was not detected. :)

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😅Very difficult to satirize this timeline.

Good one!

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Nov 6Liked by Sage Hana

Your prayer style hits too close to home. I needed a trigger warning 🤣

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😅

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How can you say God da*^ & then pray in the same story??

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MY GOD WILL DAMN YOU AND DECIMATE YOU LIKE THE FAMILIES OF THE BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE THAT WERE DECIMATED BY THE DANGEROUS KORONAVIRUS PROMO CODE PIERRE KORY

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My God is much more powerful than Human Customs and words.

My God will smite thee and throw your infants on the rug.

And so it was written.

My Tribe is chosen and will murder men, women, and children.

Don't make my God angry. Bible prophecy will DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FAKE PROPHET FAMILY, GENTILE SATAN PIG.

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I agree God is a vengeful God to be feared, so I would be very fearful of using His name in vain!

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MY GOD IS COMING RIGHT NOW FOR YOU FIRST BORN CHILD.

HOW DARE YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO LOOK ME, A CHOSEN TRIBE MEMBER, IN THE EYES!

YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO AN ETERNAL HELLFIRE.

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FUCK YOU GODDDAMNED FUCKING SATAN PIG MY VENGEFUL GOD WILL WHUP YOUR VENGEFUL GOD'S FUCKING SATAN PIG ASS.

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MY GOD WILL MURDER YOU WHOLE GODDAMNED FAMILY SATAN PIG.

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God told me to say that. In a Spirit Vision. When Big Fella directs me, I don't listen to false prophet Satan pigs.

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Dammit I thought was His family name

or crap…

His Family name

His Family Name

pretty sure…

Just like kid’s…

I mean Kid’s Middle Name I keep hearing was Fucking

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Through a crafty last-minute choice of State attribution (original marketing surveys had polled overwhelmingly well for New Joisey), Col. Sanders & Co. carefully elided the wrath of the Most High, Junior, and The Spook. [from The Passaic Passover of The Silver Hammer, Maxwell Publishing 1998]

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By The Player, The Coach, and The Holy Halftime Show, Amen.

🫶

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Soon to be released as a 3-part Netflix religious documentary starring Fucking Murray (formerly Mohammed) Abraham with soundtrack by Moms Mabley?

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Nov 5Liked by Sage Hana

Ahem. Not to be a grammar police, but shouldn't that be "Murray Fucking Abraham"?

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Nov 6·edited Nov 6Liked by Sage Hana

I don't have even TMZ-level gossip, much less hard data, about the possible interactions of an intimate, off-screen nature between Gavin MacLeod (Murray Slaughter on The MaryTyler Moore Show, 1970-1977) and Daniel Day-Lewis (Abraham Lincoln, in Lincoln, 2012), but in a universe where my Netflix docu went viral with boffo ratings, I would like to think that "Murray Fucking Abraham" would be spun up as a spinoff show. Maybe a 10-episode bromance, or maybe a one-shot period-piece special based on something going on sub rosa between Antonio Salieri and "Wolfie" Mozart. Imagine the soundtracks...

I was really just riffing on Dr. Googlybean's reference to the ubiquitous use of Jesus' profane but apocryphyl middle name, using the name of actor F. Murray Abraham (Antonio Salieri in Amadeus, 1984) to concoct a Last/Middle/Family name to represent the three Abrahamic religions/control structures.

DIfferent time signatures, different clocks, different eras...what a show... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT9Eh8wNMkw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCIFP1DFDDg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_WpX9s2_rQ

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You’re CRAZY!

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I'M CRAZY WITH LOVE FOR GOD!

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AMEN !

SAY IT LOUD!!!

BELIEVETH IN THE LORD FOR HE WILL SMITE THY ENEMIES WITH RIGHTEOUS VENGEANCE

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😆😆😆

Lucky I don't believe in Armageddon.

🙏

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Paging Dr. Murdoch, Dr. Murdoch, Dr. Murdoch...

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When he violently yells at you like that, just point out that he is likely to cause a storm. Did he never hear of the butterfly effect? Sciencey stuff is everywhere.

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If your friend is so stupid as to deny weather manipulation, then he is too stupid to be of much use to a bright future.

Next time ask him if Akeem the Dream is a greater hero for humanity than Willy Mayes.

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Well, there's a video of lyndon Johnson in a graduation cap, not sure what year, giving a speech about weather manipulation, and saying definitely "He who controls the weather controls the world!"

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