Fam, enough silliness.
Time to get serious now.
Are you like me?
Are you sick and tired of eating sushi and NOT TREATING YOUR KOVID, RSV, INFLUENZA AND KANCER?
Not to mention those disgusting parasites in raw fish?
(Seriously, sushi is fucking gross.)
Alright, whatever.
Listen, the good folks going back to Napalm Robert McNamara have got your back.
Okay, we here at SH.STack have your back.
With the help of the Frontline Murder the World Foundation a 501-C3 non-profit and the aid of our Norwegian and Kanadian Private Partners, we are pleased to offer a game changer
WASABIMECTIN.
Like Napalm in your mouth.
This spicy anti-viral, anti-parasitic, anti-carcinogen is DELICIOUS.
And immediately attacks the parasites on your raw fish and your brain.
I like that!
WASABIMECTIN.
Don’t let the Kancer win.
Buy me a Kofi.
*Note: Kofi funds may also be deployed in burger Operations.
Thank you.
https://ko-fi.com/sagehanaproductions64182
https://www.buymeacoffee.com/sagehanaJ
Other products on the way:
Glomectin.
Iverphene.
IverGlo.
Glophene Oxide.
Mectiglo.
Glo-mect.
Gloxide.
Zombizan.
Influmectin.
Kory-Glo
Evergreen Sauce.
EverKory. (😹)
This how it be sometime up in here.
After consultation with our DOD attorneys and the Japanese Golf Course Anti-Parasitic Foundation, we have changed the name of WASABEMECTIN to the more correct WASABIMECTIN.
NEW NAME, SAME GREAT NAPALM FLAVOR.
Wooa, Me love Wasabi and me ducking scared of parasites. Doc Sage recommends WasabiMectin. Sing me up Doc. 😎😎😎