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After consultation with our DOD attorneys and the Japanese Golf Course Anti-Parasitic Foundation, we have changed the name of WASABEMECTIN to the more correct WASABIMECTIN.

NEW NAME, SAME GREAT NAPALM FLAVOR.

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Aug 13Liked by Sage Hana

I be drooling for some wasabimectin but ever since you told me the mectin's gone sentient and will drink my coffee I'm conflicted. Considering becoming a breatharian but what about parasites in the air?

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Aug 13Liked by Sage Hana

Perhaps of interest. New interview with Rancourt, about his most recent study on excess deaths. A point he makes at the end, that I repeatedly have to remind myself of, is you won’t know what it’s all about until more time passes. At the start of 2002, I had no clue 911 was really about digital liberty, prep for a lockdown and jabs, and a way to encourage huge swaths of the world to migrate elsewhere. Covid might be about three things we have no clue about for the next 20 years, until it all sort of locks into focus with hindsight.

https://odysee.com/@jermwarfare:2/JWF_Denis-Rancourt_290724-Jerm-Warfare-720p-MP4:e

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Aug 14Liked by Sage Hana

I didn't have 911 all figured out right away but I did smell a rat with "they hate us for our freedoms!" and 'Homeland Security'. Seig Heil! How did (do) people not recognize this reichspeak?

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Aug 16Liked by Sage Hana

31 Flavors! After a tidal wave of requests from Tier Two Baddies everywhere, DOD/Tier 1 is bringing back a fan-favorite flavor for a limited time. Starting August 25, the highly requested Chunky Monkey Pox —nationwide, available as the Flavor of the Month, as well as a new Precision Made flavor variants! Hurry while supplies last!

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Aug 13Liked by Sage Hana

Wooa, Me love Wasabi and me ducking scared of parasites. Doc Sage recommends WasabiMectin. Sing me up Doc. 😎😎😎

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Wait until we unveil Wasabichloriquine!

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I’m really excited for Napalmectin myself.

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wasabi is to mustard sauce as Zen Buddhism is to Quantum Mechanics

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Agree in principle… but might need a few minutes to untangle that one.

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😅

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Aug 13Liked by Sage Hana

Don't forget ya Natto/Lumbo Kanaise with a quercetin chaser. 😎😎

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I am actually eating natto at this very moment. I can't believe I've never tried the Lumbo//Kanaise/quercitin formula. Can I get it from TWC?

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He'll no. Go Amazon. It's better quality. 😎😎

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Aug 14Liked by Sage Hana

YES! New intro price of $666.66 🤓

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Jamaican me thirsty!

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Aug 13Liked by Sage Hana

"Like napalm in your mouth"!?! Reservations please at your new hotspot restaurant, "Eating & Treating"

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😅

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Aug 13Liked by Sage Hana

A friend of mine knows Craig McNamara who wrote this book: Because Our Fathers Lied: A Memoir of Truth and Family, from Vietnam to Today Hardcover – May 10, 2022

by Craig McNamara (Author)

He said Craig had a lot to say about his father.

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Do tell!

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Stop it y’all … you’re not a fish.

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Nuke the whales

(legal in Oregon)

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Super Happy Fun Ball: still legal in 29 states!

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“But I Am Piscine”

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🤣🤣✅✅

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Sushi is my all time favorite food. That said like all seafood (I used to joke that I have some sort of iodine deficiency) the quality depends on preparation, sourcing and freshness. Wasabi is a natural antiseptic as is gari (pickled ginger) that should be served with the meal. It's also a good decongestant. I sometimes wonder why all of this effort is put into isolating the active ingredient from these foods. Shouldn't these things be consumed in their whole forms?

Oh yeah, no $$$$$ there. Carry on with your wasabimectin..

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Thank you for these sushi insights!

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Can’t eat raw fish with eyes staring back at you. I stick to the California Roll.

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Kory-Glo! Hahahaha.

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😁

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Aug 13Liked by Sage Hana

Wasabamectin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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rofl!

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Wasabi does NOT work for the Covid 19 flu. I tried it about a week into the flu. You are "....Blowing in the wind." "When will you ever learn, when will you ever learn?"

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Aug 15Liked by Sage Hana

"Love the smell of Napalm in the morning"....Apocalypse Now.....

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Aug 14Liked by Sage Hana

There’s also for the kiddies a “My Little KoryGlo” glowing blend of wasabi and Spam. It’s definitely a game-changer! (My Little KoryGlo toy sold separately. While quantities last).

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Okay, you are starting to kick my ass here.

AND I LIKE IT.

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Aug 14Liked by Sage Hana

Who in the hell likes wasabi and Spam?!?! It was sold everywhere in Oahu. Extremely gross!!!

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Aug 14Liked by Sage Hana

No way, SAGE! I’m just winding down from binge-watching “The Umbrella Academy- Final Season”. My brain should shut down soon. Hopefully.

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Aug 14Liked by Sage Hana

If ALL else fails, there’s the experimental Soylent Green Topical Gel made with bovine collagen!

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