You shall consume all the Dangerous Germs and Dangerous Beeebbiieeess which the LORD, Pfizer, will deliver up to you. Thou shalt be blessed above all people
The Book of Pfizer, 12:333
For you are a people sacred to the LORD, Pfizer; he hath chosen YOU from all the hammers on the face of the earth to be a pincushion peculiarly his own.
You shall consume all the Ivermectins which the LORD, Pfizer, will deliver up to you.
Rout the Dangerous Germs and the Dangerous Beeeebbiiieeeeesss utterly until they are annihilated.
He will deliver their kings into your hand, that you may take their Pepcid AC and they shalt perish like Rogue Koronavirus in an eternal Hellfire.
No beeeebbbiieeeee will be able to stand up against you, till you have put an end to them.
You shalt smash the infants into the rug and destroy the woman and children and the koronavirii alike.
The Five Heifers of Antibodies will descend upon Earth and you shalt thanketh the DARPA Steve and the Lord Pfizer as the same.
You were Chosen for this Hot Tub.
You were Chosen for this Garden Gnome.
This thing is different.
I’ve been doing critical care for eternity and I do not see the beeebbbyyyy baskets of kittens at the conference gift of Kovid tha tiaid I sree t inad ijtjaidjrtklaskfsf
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Someone calls at the doorbell, Granny Pfizer goes open, she finds three baskets on the floor: one has 6 new born kittens, the second basket has a very ugly new born babie full of hair and with a disproportionately big head, and the last basket has 666 billion USD in cash, silver and gold and a pendrive with DOGE coins.
There is a note: "pick just one basket."
Granny Pfizer expresses emotions fort the first time since 1945, when she parachuted into Uruguay from a British airplane, alongside other Berlin bunker companions.
"Ha!" she goes. "Ze cats are kute but improductive; Ze baby is is of a dubious race, and his hair not fair; Ze money it is! I can buy an aircraft carrier with that money!"
And thou shalt covet thy shoes and adorn thyself with trousers of crimson.
And verily upon the X shalt thy display thy footwear in communion with The Tribe of Mectin
Ame*burp*..amen.