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Someone calls at the doorbell, Granny Pfizer goes open, she finds three baskets on the floor: one has 6 new born kittens, the second basket has a very ugly new born babie full of hair and with a disproportionately big head, and the last basket has 666 billion USD in cash, silver and gold and a pendrive with DOGE coins.

There is a note: "pick just one basket."

Granny Pfizer expresses emotions fort the first time since 1945, when she parachuted into Uruguay from a British airplane, alongside other Berlin bunker companions.

"Ha!" she goes. "Ze cats are kute but improductive; Ze baby is is of a dubious race, and his hair not fair; Ze money it is! I can buy an aircraft carrier with that money!"

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Paraguay,Rog.

Experimental communist compounds.

"You shall own nuffink, und be heppy! Damnitt!"

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"Experimental, communist compounds."

Called "Reductions", if I recall correctly.

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Oct 28·edited Oct 28

Kibbutzes, basically.

Correction: plural of "Kibbuttz" is " Kibbutzim".

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For context:

SAME TIME Mel Brooks is writing/producing

"Get Smart"....MAN!, these marks are _ SO DUMB_!

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And thou shalt covet thy shoes and adorn thyself with trousers of crimson.

And verily upon the X shalt thy display thy footwear in communion with The Tribe of Mectin

Ame*burp*..amen.

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Seeing the truth is maddening

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Oct 29Liked by Sage Hana

truly madly deeply

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truly madly deeply awfully

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Oct 30·edited Oct 30

yes! much better truer weightier

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Oct 29Liked by Sage Hana

This morning the title a dr. peter post is "Pfizer Batch Code Starting with"E" Means "Everyone is Potentially at Risk". Search for your batch and see how screwed you might be if you & your family were thrown off a cliff early on. This seems like a prequel to "we will do better", "mistakes were made", and now we can tweak our elegant technology and cure your cancer, just trust us. Do not paint your kool aid with a broad brush.

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Yeah, he already did that last year..."next rollout may be brighter" (paraphrase)

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Oct 28Liked by Sage Hana

Jesus does this capture the fever dream of the past few years.

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I still here.

Slipping jabs.

....

LITERALLY. 😅

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Oct 28Liked by Sage Hana

float and sting

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There you have it.

"All's well that Ends".

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You went there.

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Sadly,...you're not rong.

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End of the Kali yuga is tuff stuff.

It ain't fo' lightweights.

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The book of fizer: Burn It!

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