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Mar 11Liked by Sage Hana

How can we be discussing gardens without mentioning Big Gnome??

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Mar 11·edited Mar 12

Paul Pelosi was unavailable for comment.

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Mar 11Liked by Sage Hana

I seem to recall a recent "news" article that having a home garden releases massive amounts of CO2. LMAO, you can't make this egesta up!

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Mar 11Liked by Sage Hana

Thank goodness they got hammers approved. I am planting my garden this week. I'm not sure I could do that without hammer approval. Thanks for letting me know, Sage. I had not heard the good news yet.

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This might be my favorite post ever.

Thank GAWD I wasn't drinking anything.

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Mar 11Liked by Sage Hana

That one hit the nail on the head! 🔨

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Mar 11Liked by Sage Hana

MORE OF THIS PLEASE!!! DAT’S SOME VINTAGE SH SHIT RIGHT DERE.

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When you have a hammer, every garden looks like a nail.

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Discussions at OSHA suggest the claw hammers represent a clear and present danger to the operator and should therefore be replaced by the ball peen hammer.

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Roundup weed killer is a safe and effective alternative to hoeing, and it's good for the kimate. 🤣

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SAGE, I wanted to share...thank you for doing all you do...

Cui bona? What if? was there really a coronavirus, a COVID virus here? What really was released (intent or not, one release or multiple release clones??) that caused the serious respiratory symptoms

in high-risk persons? did they release something, yet it is not a virus? some other entity that did cause ILI respiratory symptoms? what if all of this was a lie, down to VIRUS? a binary bioweapon?

https://palexander.substack.com/p/question-cui-bona-was-there-really

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Mar 12Liked by Sage Hana

Ok, clearly controlled opposition. No mention whatsoever of Screwdrivers. Both right and left handed screwdrivers are the Truth we need to understand what's going down or what's coming down. Not to mention gyroscopic screwdrivers with titanium bits. And that bit about titanium leads me to the titanium Hammers. Clearly the elite Warehouse.

Promo Code: John Henry

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Mar 12Liked by Sage Hana

Little known fact - Dr. Balogne is the inventor of mHamr, AND he also discovered flipid mediocre naked tool transfection technologies. So many nails, so little time.

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Mar 12·edited Mar 12Liked by Sage Hana

As I wrote a few days ago, Dr. Drew is controlled op.

This guy was a Loveline host years ago on KROQ, telling hs boys how to get laid in daddy’s car!

Also, Jimmy Kimmel of the Oscars and Kate night host. Same deal. Was on KROQ during the mornings with Kevin and Bean. I’m beginning to think 106.7 was a CIA or some such gov’t spook breeding ground.

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Sprouts.

Can't believe you you are missed that at the end of the post... 😜

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Mar 11Liked by Sage Hana

Love alternative future(shock) history !

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